Random Disorganized Thoughts

1. I'm really busy, already have plans, and just can't make time for fun.

Most people are taught that there are 7 "continents": Europe, Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Australia, and Antarctica. These are separated because they are geographically and culturally distinct from each other. But, like, Europe and Asia are literally connected, and the cultural difference is much more gradual and muddled than Big Continent wants you to believe. Not to mention that the Middle East is usually identified as its own group, and yet for some reason it isn't a continent.

Many people actually combine Asia and Europe into Eurasia, meaning there are 6 continents. And, even further, since Africa, Europe, and Asia are all grouped together in one large general landmass, some people even recognize Afroeurasia, making only 5 continents.

Personally, I feel like the distinction and classification of continents is confusing and unnecessary, so I present the ultimate solution:

Afroeurstralmermersiatica

Africa-Europe-Australia-North America-South America-Asia-Antarctica

Most people don't bother with capitalising the start of a sentence or the pronoun I (seriously, why?) unless it's required as a formality. As such, I don't think we are very far away from dropping it altogether in conversational English.