pussy out, mask on

Ich glaub ich bin in der falschen Simulation aufgewacht.

Hades was the original “WHAT ARE THOSE?” guy.

#if we put Tom Hardy and Ryan Reynolds in a room and throw money at them#what kind of crazy Venom/Deadpool RomCom would we get? (@lovecanbesostrange)

Idk but I am willing to find out

that episode of spongebob where he gets stuck in that town and keeps missing the bus and the road goes into a sharp vertical line so he can’t leave should classify as a horror short film

"my wizard castle can move" "my wizard castle can fly" well MY wizard castle has heelies :)

Cain and Abel

The Cain Instinct

It’s really depressing how Labor Day has gone from “give laborers a day off” to “give white collar office workers and executives a day off but make retail laborers work so that executives can get a latte on their day off”

Nobody is making anyone work. If you don’t want to work on that day, don’t.