Oh you thought I was done* being silly? Please. [I need a lighthearted break from the Girondins-related frustrations!] It's down to the final negotiations...
Which political marriage saves France?
Saint-Just & Carnot
Saint-Just & Desmoulins
Choose carefully! The fate of the patrie/Europe/the world depends on it! Do you bind the military minds — the heroe of Fleurus and the organizer of victory? Or will you capture the hearts of the people with words — laconic justice with the pen's eloquence?
*Because I did this and I'm not sorry
TIME TO PROPAGANDIZE FOR MY GLORIOUS SHIP CREATION: ✨️JUSTNOT✨️
They ragebait each other across media! They're forced to work together while they lead the military affairs! They hatefuck on battleplans and maps!
The Ideologue and the Technocrat!
Can they even GET ALONG?
One hates being patronized and father figures so badly he gained his fame by condemning to death the father of the kingdom for the very crime of existing! He doesn't have father issues at all!
The other longs to be a father figure to 20-something-yo men as much as he craves a son of his own that he truly desperately needs to call after his favorite poet because he's such a nerd! He doesn't have reverse father issues either at all!
Yes, they're both absolute nerds! And write asinine poetry! And have icy mathematical minds though one is into polisci! And there's probably a lot of other stuff I can't remember right now but I'm sure @aedislumen will!
TIME FOR GIFS
Ship so terrifying it overshadowed the entire point of the infamous BBC docudrama! What was that about? Who cares! Look at this instead:
And this:
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED THERE?
Look at this completely seamless edit:
And that's not all!
They have a whole other movie too:
Oh my:
They wanna fuck so bad. Like, come on.
And we can't forget whatever the hell that is:
Or this:
*mic drop*
What a fantastic clip! I’d love to know where the footage for “Lazare Carnot ou Le glaive de la révolution” was sourced.

















