late dawns and early sunsets

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

at the end of episode 15 Robby will audibly sigh and say "wow what a shit day but it's over and I can't wait to finally kill myself in a motorcycle crash." then he walks out to the ambulance bay and his motorcycle is dismantled on the ground like an unassembled Lego set. Abbot and Whitaker are standing by with comically large screwdrivers. Robby rolls his eyes "oh you guys!" then the seinfeld outro plays to end the episode and nothing bad ever happens in the Pitt again.

(in the middle of a heartfelt conversation, with concerning sincerity) and dont forget that I am evil, and that my death will be announced with singing in the streets

#watdatmean

A big issue with online queer discourse is you never know what queer level your opponent is. You could be arguing about he/him lesbians with someone who thinks men can’t be bisexual

complaining works never 👏 stop 👏 whining 👏

the motorcycle on this season of the pitt is like chekhov’s gun except every hour chekhov is showing up with two or three more guns and now you’re starting to get worried. because obviously they’re going to go off but what kind of looney tunes ass bullshit requires that many guns. chekhov’s gun has become chekhov’s militia. and there’s still like 7 hours of your shift left.

what do you mean my childhood affected me