Losing All My Senses

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

can you guys stop slamming back there i’m trying to parallel park this dragula and it’s tricky

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

adulthood is all about fighting for your life to meet up with your friends at a scheduled time

osha compliant blowjob

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

being in your 20s is not about love or education or careers. it is about constantly being exposed to mold & being greatly fatigued from it

i could not date harry styles because i would have too much fun psychologically torturing his fans that care too much 

i would tweet “hes literally in me” and then turn off my phone. i would only post pics of us that would be extremely difficult to crop me out of. i would tell his fans that i didnt know any of his songs but that i thought he was really cute in 5sos. i would get on his phone while he was in the shower and post myself on his instagram story 

obama

life is hard, do you want to share a pastry?

this is the only day you can reblog this post until 2023

Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.