Jiccup

peter: late to school again

harley: bus?

peter: no. goblins.

harley: what the fuck

-

peter: [selfie of burnt off eyebrows]

peter: lost a fight

harley: ??? against a fucking bottle of nair???

peter: sure

harley: what do you mean SURE

peter: 😇

-

harley: wanna call later? i need to study for a test or i might die

peter: can't i drank poison

harley: lol what

peter: poison

peter: i drank poison

-

peter: wanna fly to ny and sign my casts

harley: what did you break?

peter: both legs and a wrist

peter: oh my neck

peter: lightly

harley: your NECK????

peter: a little bit yeah

Tony: Oh? Like...

Harley: Romantically you buffon. Get with the program, everyone's gay now

Tony: That's not what I meant but okay. I just thought you guys didn't get along

Harley: Why on Earth would you think that?

— *Ten minutes earlier* —

Peter: Mr. Stark I think Harley hates me

Tony: I'm sure he just—

Peter: He keeps calling me mean names, and punching me in the shoulder, and making fun of me for being clumsy or ugly or just tying my shoes weird. I think he's homophobic too, he keeps saying "what are you, gay?" in this aggressive tone

— *Present time* —

Harley: It's called flirting! Being mean is my love language

Tony: Okay well TELL HIM THAT. I can't stand his sad little puppy dog eyes whenever you enter the room

Harley: But then he'll know I like him...

the entire team having breakfast together, peter walking into the kitchen and sliding into a seat opposite bucky who just smirks

peter: what?

bucky: *shrugs*

peter: stop staring at me then

bucky: *raises eyebrow, rolls eyes*

peter: *glares*

tony: why the fuck is it so tense over there?

peter: i don’t know, bucky-

harley: *walks in* hey guys why’s it so quiet?

tony: because bucky and peter over there made it tense

peter: *shaking his head at bucky who is grinning mischievously* don’t you fucking dare bucky

bucky: peter-

peter: i’ll kill you, barnes

bucky: harley, are you okay? you look sick. you have some sort of rash on your neck

peter: *punches bucky’s non metal arm*

tony: keener, why do you have hickeys? when did you even have time to go anywhere and meet someone?

harley: they’re just bug bites

bucky: *snorts*

nat: *grimaces*

clint: oh ew, peter i thought you were supposed to be innocent

tony: oh gross what the fuck

peter: i’m never coming to a team meal again i hate you all. and fuck you harley

harley: aw but babe, i thought it was my turn to fuck you

the entire team: *throw random items at harley, groaning and complaining*

Harley: hi, baby. how—

Tony:

Peter:

Tony: Did you just call him "baby"? Did I hear that right, Harley Keener?

Harley: It's not what you think, old man.

Peter: I'm still here. And he did call me "baby" because we're dating. Do you have any more stupid questions, or should we get back to fixing my suit?

Tony: .. Pepper is going to give a lecture about condoms. I'm not ready for that.

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FLUFF

of dinner plates and kissing upside down by lavender_tea_writes

Atom Parker-Keener by WaywardKeener

More Than Just A Dream by Adaro

HURT/COMFORT

And Still I Wait by GlassOfLeomonade

When you think Tim McGraw, I hope you think of me by Spider_enthusiast

Gravity by WaywardKeener

ANGST

parker luck (series) by deadvinesandfanfics

i wish that i was homeward bound by thompsborn

home by mossmp3

lycosidae by deadvinesandfanfics

Counting on Forever, Now I'll Never Know by WaywardKeener

FIELD TRIP FICS

Field Trip Fail by WaywardKeener

Our little Family by PurpleLikeTheLastColourOfTheRainbow

A Friendly Neighborhood Field Trip by hails_7878

SOCIAL MEDIA AU

Peter and Harley Become Social Media Influencers (Series) by PsychicallyPunned

i need a holiday by blxrryfxcxd

Unread Messages by WaywardKeener

The world where secret identities get revealed through a fan theorists Twitter threads by 123Ahhhhhhh

NON-CANON COMPLIANT

Called you up in the middle of the night (If you don't end things, then I will.) by LeastScaryGhostOfAllTime

Set Your Sails (Be Ready for the Winds of Change) by sheps

So I Guess We Are Getting Married by WaywardKeener

playground wedding (a marriage that lasts) by ChaosIsOrder

Full Throttle Hearts by Peaches____004

COLLEGE AND UNIVERSITY

Surprise! by Ray_Day

Dorm Mates to Lovers by WaywardKeener

You've Got New York and I've Got You by sheps

SUPERHERO HARLEY KEENER

Parkner Meets Miraculous Ladybug Tropes (series) by impravidus

the caged bird sings by giza_aura

Caught in the Spider's Web by WaywardKeener

TONY STARK INVOLVED

Potato boy vs. Iron Dad by Suppawut_10

Like Shadows in a Looking Glass by MeltingKey

Trippin' on Skies, Sippin' Waterfalls by snakeofalltrades

I Love You Infinite by WaywardKeener

ART

Tony really is TRYING to get Harley’s attention by teddytheartist

fluffy parkner lazing in bed by deadvinesandfanfics

NEWBIE WRITERS

mossmp3

deadvinesandfanfics

LeastScaryGhostOfAllTime

evaiswritingg

OG WRITERS

WaywardKeener

Sarah_Sandwich

 sheps

ARTIST

teddytheartist

tony: what? do you think i have him microchipped or something?

harley: well do you?

tony: