better gods

when i die they'll remember me fondly because i never bothered anyone with anything. not even once 😁 #myisolation

This sucks. I need to *remembers that suicide jokes have a negative impact on my mental health and those around me* revive the Ankh-Morpork post system

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY!!!!

i have that dog in me. you know. the losing one

you disagreed w me in an intellectually honest way. we're friends now.

and punishments. more punishments. surely that will help

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

The Color Game. “Humans can’t reliably recall colors. This is a simple game to see how good (or bad) you are at it. We’ll show you five colors, then you’ll try and recreate them.” I scored 39/50 but got a perfect score on one color.

“not all men” you’re right, chidi anagonye, a former professor of ethics and moral philosophy, would never do this

#he would also never do anything (by @horusporus) al;skdjflkasdsj omggg