stacy mckinney.

“Sure, you’re not blushing.”

                        “that’s a lie even I can see.”

                    “i missed the part where i asked for your opinion, blondie.”

                     “i certainly didn’t missed                                 the part where you were                                       being a bitch.”

                                 “That would be a lie, then–                                          who are they?”

                 “thick walls are the worst, huh?”

Why do I even bother trying to save someone who doesn’t want to be saved?

                     “probably drinking isn’t the solution.”

I have to admit, I was pretty excited to hear about the new bakery that was opening around the corner from my loft. Unfortunately, I didn’t save myself the terrible experience, but now you all can learn from my mistakes.

                       “yeah sorry but i’m not                                           so grateful, i tried it                                  too and i can only say yuck.”

“- Now hush. I am drunk and up for bad decisions.”