Daisy Chains

Finally got a few hours sleep. Now time to be social.

I'd rather be asleep.

I will if I survive.

In which way do I remind you of your stepsisters? I’m awkward, I don’t have that thing that tells you not to say stuff and I like to people-watch?

That information could be useful one day I guess… if I have to save myself for an army of fangirls.

Thank me later.

Wow. And who is this Larry guy ‘cause that dude must have fantastic powers.

Oh. Those guys. I thought they were dating each other… guess I also learned something today then.

I have no fucking clue who you are talking about or which band.

Harry Styles. One Direction.

Haven’t heard of her. Should I?

She’s dating the bloke with the curly hair in that band.

Kendall who?

You’re not lanky.

I’m not lanky, because I’m not tall and thin - I’m just clumsier than a baby giraffe.

But then again Kanye West?

Alright, maybe Kendall instead.

Why would you even want to be Kim?

Money, clothes, makeup, modelling jobs.

You’d have to get a fat ass too.

She hasn’t got a bad figure though, has she? She’s not exactly lanky as such.

i dont think anyone wants to be kardashian famous

I’d love to have her wardrobe, though. Or her money.

They’re still edible, you can breathe.

Yeah, I guess there’s a bit of a silver lining.

Silver Linings Playbook.