devil's lettuce

I don’t need your sass.

I'm not really being sassy, no one is stopping you.

Happy Thanksgiving!

You too, random stranger that I have yet to meet.

I just wanna go home, I’m done with Disney.

Then...go home...?

Uh not much. Well— I’m spending way too much money at Disney.

I know what you mean, I think we're all on the same boat. I'm slowly going broke, holla.

Stop talking about pizza. As If I wasn’t hungry enough. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to offend your beautiful face.

I mean I could always share, but pizza. I don't just give pizza away for charity, man. Well, consider this beautiful face offended.

Really? Yay! I’m Mica.

Yeah man, I need some new friends. I'm Jett, s'nice to meet you, Mica. What's up?

Sassy is my nature, but if it bothers you I’ll tone it down kiddo. Pizza is gross, alright I’ll step down.

Listen, don't call me kiddo. I'm almost certain that I'm older than you, and even if I'm not, I'm a whole lot bigger than you. I'm not a kid.

Boring.

Uh, okay, sorry that my content with pizza bores you?

I don’t understand why he did it. I told him hi and he punched me in the face.

Did you punch him back? Maybe he has like, bottled up emotions or something. Jace is weird.

That… Is very true.

I'm glad that someone understand. You seem cool, fellow pizza lover, let's be friends.

You speak the truth.

I feel like I should become a preacher or something. A pizza preacher.

That sounds delicious and pathetic?

Are you asking me a question or just being sassy with an upward inflection? Either way, pizza is great. No judgement allowed.

Jace happened. He punched me in the face, yesterday.

Should I ask why, or is it better left unsaid?