garbage grandma

Bruh, read this shit. This mf can die.

They charged this man with a misdemeanor assault. He beat up a 14-year-old and he’ s not a fucking felon. This is some fucking bullshit. 

I live in Virginia Beach, and let me tell you. How fucking abysmal and disgusting it is that this is FIRST time I have heard this story. This is from THREE days ago, and I have not heard this on my local news stations, the general public, or godamn anything. I am fucking furious

honestly? most people who identify as a non dysphoric trans person do feel minimal dysphoria, usually social or body dysphoria easily mistaken as a low self image that only is felt occasionally. oftentimes they dont even REALIZE its actually dysphoria, or if they do recognize it they think its so minimal it might as well not be a thing. dysphoria comes in many different “types”, be it top, bottom, hair, social, or what have you. dysphoria comes in many different intensities from almost nonexistant to strong but long periods of time between each experience, to strong and almost constant dysphoria. every trans person is different. you have no right to police their experiences, and you have no right to tell a trans person that theyre not trans.

when did the Japanese start eating eggs? a long たまご.

Polyglot puns

Now this is just iconic advice

you can literally lay in bed and eat a block of cheese like an apple and it’s not illegal

good evening (in vampire voice)

Out here screaming and rolling in the damn dirt, that’s how I’m tryna be

you know when u have to misgender a friend in front of ur parents and you can like physically taste copper

people who are saying “then don’t misgender them!!” are missing the sad reality of this post. they don’t realize that 99% of the time, when someone must misgender their friend to others, it is because the friend (aka the misgendered friend) has explicitly asked them to do so. especially to parents because people talk, word gets around. if they don’t want anyone to know, then you have to respect that. 

I think the most relatable older sibling thing Justin Mcelroy has done was, while crying about how much he loved and missed his younger brothers, say “i hate you both as people”