Þe Prince’s Favorite

I’m not sure I knew the thy/thine distinction. Thanks for this!

His majesty keeps summoning me to his chambers so that I may assist him in picking an outfit, and then he proceeds to change in front of me!!! Does this mean anything???

Do you think the king and the royal jester who has been the only person in recent years to bring a smile to his face and coax forth his rich, full-throated laugh have ever explored each other's bodies?

My prince how I miss þee (he art in a meeting)

My dear jester i hath finished up! The meeting was dreadfully boring im afraid i will need extra entertainment tonight from thou

Hehehe oh of course my prince. Þou must telleþ me all about it during our session tonight…

Your majesty, the people are beginning to question your relationship with the court jester. No, sire, it's just that... while no one expects subtlety from a clown, one can only make so many "sitting and spinning on it" jokes whilst impishly blowing kisses in your direction before the commoners start to ask questions.

Sire I would recommend keeping thy curtain closed from now on… i do not trust that stable boy

He doth seem quite harmless though dear jester, i wouldnt worry

I would not be so sure of that sire… he is a peeping tom after all… who’s to say he will not become dangerous?

He beeth quite the runt doth he not? Why art thou so worried?

I must confess i do not like the thought of his eyes all over you sire…

Ah. I understand dear jester, rest assured mine heart doth beat dor only thou, i shalt have a talk with the stable boy in the morn on the morrow.

Careful sire… who knoweth what that runt may attempt…

Worry not dearest jester, mine muscles arent that just of show

Oh I know that sire praise the heavens👀👀👀👀👀👀

Sire I would recommend keeping thy curtain closed from now on… i do not trust that stable boy

He doth seem quite harmless though dear jester, i wouldnt worry

I would not be so sure of that sire… he is a peeping tom after all… who’s to say he will not become dangerous?

He beeth quite the runt doth he not? Why art thou so worried?

I must confess i do not like the thought of his eyes all over you sire…

Ah. I understand dear jester, rest assured mine heart doth beat dor only thou, i shalt have a talk with the stable boy in the morn on the morrow.

Careful sire… who knoweth what that runt may attempt…

Sire I would recommend keeping thy curtain closed from now on… i do not trust that stable boy

He doth seem quite harmless though dear jester, i wouldnt worry

I would not be so sure of that sire… he is a peeping tom after all… who’s to say he will not become dangerous?

He beeth quite the runt doth he not? Why art thou so worried?

I must confess i do not like the thought of his eyes all over you sire…

Sire I would recommend keeping thy curtain closed from now on… i do not trust that stable boy

He doth seem quite harmless though dear jester, i wouldnt worry

I would not be so sure of that sire… he is a peeping tom after all… who’s to say he will not become dangerous?

Mm tell that to the prince. He seems very displeased with you, horseboy….

Oh i will…. I shouldve known this was you…. Reindeer.

Who says I was in sire’s chambers? Nay, twas only delivering a message in his stead. Why? Doth thou fantasize about the prince’s chambers?

Mine stables have a direct view into sires chambers, he leaves his curtains open most carelessly

I shall tell the prince thou art a peeping tom, boy! Then you shall be sacked. Sire does not tolerate such things

…i do think thou underestimates sires desire for an audience

Thou art nothing but a filthy liar. Return to thine shitshovellng at once

Perhaps thou should shovel some of the shit that falls from thines mouth!

I am going to kill thee

GUARDS!!!!!!! GUARDS?!?!!!!!!!!

Simply a jest stable boy! Thou art overreacting

Thou art NOT AMUSING

Thou simply doth not have the wit I do :)

I shall show sire how unfunny thou art.

I am sure thee wilt try, horsefucker.

Sire I would recommend keeping thy curtain closed from now on… i do not trust that stable boy

Mm tell that to the prince. He seems very displeased with you, horseboy….

Oh i will…. I shouldve known this was you…. Reindeer.

Who says I was in sire’s chambers? Nay, twas only delivering a message in his stead. Why? Doth thou fantasize about the prince’s chambers?

Mine stables have a direct view into sires chambers, he leaves his curtains open most carelessly

I shall tell the prince thou art a peeping tom, boy! Then you shall be sacked. Sire does not tolerate such things

…i do think thou underestimates sires desire for an audience

Thou art nothing but a filthy liar. Return to thine shitshovellng at once

Perhaps thou should shovel some of the shit that falls from thines mouth!

I am going to kill thee

GUARDS!!!!!!! GUARDS?!?!!!!!!!!

Simply a jest stable boy! Thou art overreacting

Thou art NOT AMUSING

Thou simply doth not have the wit I do :)

Mm tell that to the prince. He seems very displeased with you, horseboy….

Oh i will…. I shouldve known this was you…. Reindeer.

Who says I was in sire’s chambers? Nay, twas only delivering a message in his stead. Why? Doth thou fantasize about the prince’s chambers?

Mine stables have a direct view into sires chambers, he leaves his curtains open most carelessly

I shall tell the prince thou art a peeping tom, boy! Then you shall be sacked. Sire does not tolerate such things

…i do think thou underestimates sires desire for an audience

Thou art nothing but a filthy liar. Return to thine shitshovellng at once

Perhaps thou should shovel some of the shit that falls from thines mouth!

I am going to kill thee

GUARDS!!!!!!! GUARDS?!?!!!!!!!!

Simply a jest stable boy! Thou art overreacting

Mm tell that to the prince. He seems very displeased with you, horseboy….

Oh i will…. I shouldve known this was you…. Reindeer.

Who says I was in sire’s chambers? Nay, twas only delivering a message in his stead. Why? Doth thou fantasize about the prince’s chambers?

Mine stables have a direct view into sires chambers, he leaves his curtains open most carelessly

I shall tell the prince thou art a peeping tom, boy! Then you shall be sacked. Sire does not tolerate such things

…i do think thou underestimates sires desire for an audience

Thou art nothing but a filthy liar. Return to thine shitshovellng at once

Perhaps thou should shovel some of the shit that falls from thines mouth!

I am going to kill thee

Mm tell that to the prince. He seems very displeased with you, horseboy….

Oh i will…. I shouldve known this was you…. Reindeer.

Who says I was in sire’s chambers? Nay, twas only delivering a message in his stead. Why? Doth thou fantasize about the prince’s chambers?

Mine stables have a direct view into sires chambers, he leaves his curtains open most carelessly

I shall tell the prince thou art a peeping tom, boy! Then you shall be sacked. Sire does not tolerate such things

…i do think thou underestimates sires desire for an audience

Thou art nothing but a filthy liar. Return to thine shitshovellng at once