PJ

My prince how I miss þee (he art in a meeting)

My dear jester i hath finished up! The meeting was dreadfully boring im afraid i will need extra entertainment tonight from thou

Sire I would recommend keeping thy curtain closed from now on… i do not trust that stable boy

He doth seem quite harmless though dear jester, i wouldnt worry

I would not be so sure of that sire… he is a peeping tom after all… who’s to say he will not become dangerous?

He beeth quite the runt doth he not? Why art thou so worried?

I must confess i do not like the thought of his eyes all over you sire…

Ah. I understand dear jester, rest assured mine heart doth beat dor only thou, i shalt have a talk with the stable boy in the morn on the morrow.

Careful sire… who knoweth what that runt may attempt…

Worry not dearest jester, mine muscles arent that just of show

Sire I would recommend keeping thy curtain closed from now on… i do not trust that stable boy

He doth seem quite harmless though dear jester, i wouldnt worry

I would not be so sure of that sire… he is a peeping tom after all… who’s to say he will not become dangerous?

He beeth quite the runt doth he not? Why art thou so worried?

I must confess i do not like the thought of his eyes all over you sire…

Ah. I understand dear jester, rest assured mine heart doth beat dor only thou, i shalt have a talk with the stable boy in the morn on the morrow.

Sire I would recommend keeping thy curtain closed from now on… i do not trust that stable boy

He doth seem quite harmless though dear jester, i wouldnt worry

I would not be so sure of that sire… he is a peeping tom after all… who’s to say he will not become dangerous?

He beeth quite the runt doth he not? Why art thou so worried?

Sire I would recommend keeping thy curtain closed from now on… i do not trust that stable boy

He doth seem quite harmless though dear jester, i wouldnt worry

Come to mine chambers? I have gossip for thee

Right away sire! I am greatly interested to hear it!

Thou shalt not beeth disappointed!

👀 oh? Color me intrigued sire, do tell!

I seemed to have overheard thous beloved stable boy gossiping about thee with mine knights

NAY! What did that ghastly heathen say about me!

YAY! I am not quite sure, however i did heareth talk of jingling bells and overconfidence

My bells beeth NOT overcompensation! They were custom designed by the prince himself. That sounds rather like defiance against thine rule sire….

Hmmm… i suppose thou art right, perhaps one of us should inform the stable boy… one of us

I WILL INFORM HIM SIRE! What shall I tell him? Shall I sic the guard on his arse?

Nay! Nay, simply tell him such talk is most inappropriate

Of course sire. I shall do as you ask

Report back to me immediately

Come to mine chambers? I have gossip for thee

Right away sire! I am greatly interested to hear it!

Thou shalt not beeth disappointed!

👀 oh? Color me intrigued sire, do tell!

I seemed to have overheard thous beloved stable boy gossiping about thee with mine knights

NAY! What did that ghastly heathen say about me!

YAY! I am not quite sure, however i did heareth talk of jingling bells and overconfidence

My bells beeth NOT overcompensation! They were custom designed by the prince himself. That sounds rather like defiance against thine rule sire….

Hmmm… i suppose thou art right, perhaps one of us should inform the stable boy… one of us

I WILL INFORM HIM SIRE! What shall I tell him? Shall I sic the guard on his arse?

Nay! Nay, simply tell him such talk is most inappropriate

Come to mine chambers? I have gossip for thee

Right away sire! I am greatly interested to hear it!

Thou shalt not beeth disappointed!

👀 oh? Color me intrigued sire, do tell!

I seemed to have overheard thous beloved stable boy gossiping about thee with mine knights

NAY! What did that ghastly heathen say about me!

YAY! I am not quite sure, however i did heareth talk of jingling bells and overconfidence

My bells beeth NOT overcompensation! They were custom designed by the prince himself. That sounds rather like defiance against thine rule sire….

Hmmm… i suppose thou art right, perhaps one of us should inform the stable boy… one of us

Come to mine chambers? I have gossip for thee

Right away sire! I am greatly interested to hear it!

Thou shalt not beeth disappointed!

👀 oh? Color me intrigued sire, do tell!

I seemed to have overheard thous beloved stable boy gossiping about thee with mine knights

NAY! What did that ghastly heathen say about me!

YAY! I am not quite sure, however i did heareth talk of jingling bells and overconfidence

Come to mine chambers? I have gossip for thee

Right away sire! I am greatly interested to hear it!

Thou shalt not beeth disappointed!

👀 oh? Color me intrigued sire, do tell!

I seemed to have overheard thous beloved stable boy gossiping about thee with mine knights

Come to mine chambers? I have gossip for thee

Right away sire! I am greatly interested to hear it!

Thou shalt not beeth disappointed!

Come to mine chambers? I have gossip for thee

Hey man, you don't wanna go in there right now. You hear that jingling? That's the jester. Yeah, the king's inside, too. Commanded us all to wait out here until given leave to return; said he was overdue for a giggle. Why do the bells sound so rhythmic? Take one guess, buddy.