jester jabbering

chat I'm just finding out that there's no lotus eaters ?? There's no "my name is nobody"?? There's only one Cyclops?? There's no Poseidon??

ohhh my god I just fact-checked, Nolan actually DID cut the "Nobody" scene from his Odyssey movie. Mfer that is like cutting the Father reveal from Star Wars. Let me speak in a language you understand this is like not dressing Batman up in his suit. "It was not possible to work it in" the TikTok musical with a budget of $4 and a scratched Hamilton CD managed to work it in in SONG form, step up your FUCKING GAME

Forget not including the nobody scene, how could they cut the scene where Odysseus, because of his pride, tells the Cyclops who he is and where he’s from? HOW DOES POSEIDON KNOW WHO HURT HIS SON??? I’m like 95% sure that the Olympian gods were not omniscient, how did he know who to target???

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent

lalala world so beautiful advertisements so extinct (opens website on mobile)AAAAAH!!!!!!! OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"