The People's Jester!

DING DONG!! BING BONG!!! YOO HOOO~ ANYONE HOME?!

- @court-jester-offical

{You hear bells behind you.}

Hello friend!

Why, it certainly has been awhile since we've last spoken! How have you been?

Oh huzzah!!! Good day, mine good fellow!

I hath been fairing quite splendorous-ly if thou must know! I appeared to be in an impending pit of doom for a little while, yet by God’s good grace I hath been lifted from the depths and blessed with a healthy spike of unwavering relentless joy! I am the highest of spirits there ever was and there ever shall be!

*The jester then suddenly reaches out and grabs both of Dolly’s hands*

{Dolly speaks, and then freezes are their hands are taken.}

My... hair? .. Well! Only if I may know WHY! I mean, you arent planning on trying to.. clone this fool, are you?

Psh- HAH!- NO- *He dismissed the idea, his expression and tone changing from humoured to skeptically offended in the blink of an eye* Why wouldst I even do that…? It dost not make any sense…

The words thou speak, very nonsensical indeed….

{Dolly produces a knife from.. well you arent quite sure. Their hand was empty, and then the next second they had a knife. They cut some of their light orange hair, and hand it to you.}

Will that suffice?

{Dolly seems completely unaffended by being told their words are nonsensical.. before they used to atleast get a little huffy..}

Oh! I wouldst love to, since thou art offering. It hast been a while since ive had a chat over tea!

*He then tucks the ribbon bound hair into his sleeve*

{Dolly begins to walk you down the corridors of their kingdom.}

Well, mostly good things have happened! You see, the last time we met.. Well, I wasn't quite myself! You see, friend.. it turns out that I am a.. person created by a mad deity to force someone to embody their worst fears.

{Dolly pauses, and then claps their hands}

But dont worry! That deity no longer has their power, and Cal, who was the man i was created from, got separated from me, so we no longer share a body! .. He has gone missing though.. well! Anyway, most my anger came from Cal, so now I dont really get angry!

{You get the idea that Dolly simplified what happened.. suddenly Dolly opens a door, to a fancy looking dining area.}

DING DONG!! BING BONG!!! YOO HOOO~ ANYONE HOME?!

- @court-jester-offical

{You hear bells behind you.}

Hello friend!

Why, it certainly has been awhile since we've last spoken! How have you been?

Oh huzzah!!! Good day, mine good fellow!

I hath been fairing quite splendorous-ly if thou must know! I appeared to be in an impending pit of doom for a little while, yet by God’s good grace I hath been lifted from the depths and blessed with a healthy spike of unwavering relentless joy! I am the highest of spirits there ever was and there ever shall be!

*The jester then suddenly reaches out and grabs both of Dolly’s hands*

{Dolly speaks, and then freezes are their hands are taken.}

My... hair? .. Well! Only if I may know WHY! I mean, you arent planning on trying to.. clone this fool, are you?

Psh- HAH!- NO- *He dismissed the idea, his expression and tone changing from humoured to skeptically offended in the blink of an eye* Why wouldst I even do that…? It dost not make any sense…

The words thou speak, very nonsensical indeed….

{Dolly produces a knife from.. well you arent quite sure. Their hand was empty, and then the next second they had a knife. They cut some of their light orange hair, and hand it to you.}

Will that suffice?

{Dolly seems completely unaffended by being told their words are nonsensical.. before they used to atleast get a little huffy..}

DING DONG!! BING BONG!!! YOO HOOO~ ANYONE HOME?!

- @court-jester-offical

{You hear bells behind you.}

Hello friend!

Why, it certainly has been awhile since we've last spoken! How have you been?

Oh huzzah!!! Good day, mine good fellow!

I hath been fairing quite splendorous-ly if thou must know! I appeared to be in an impending pit of doom for a little while, yet by God’s good grace I hath been lifted from the depths and blessed with a healthy spike of unwavering relentless joy! I am the highest of spirits there ever was and there ever shall be!

*The jester then suddenly reaches out and grabs both of Dolly’s hands*

{Dolly speaks, and then freezes are their hands are taken.}

My... hair? .. Well! Only if I may know WHY! I mean, you arent planning on trying to.. clone this fool, are you?

Why, hello there!

Im Dolly! Have we met yet? I think I'd remember a face as nice as yours!

{The jester giggles.}

@jester-offical

Now.. I have a few queries!

Have you heard of a man named Cal? Looks.. almost exactly like me, just without the jester garb, and with darker hair?

He has.. gone missing! And you seem like you know things!

Why, hello there!

Im Dolly! Have we met yet? I think I'd remember a face as nice as yours!

{The jester giggles.}

@jester-offical

Now.. I have a few queries!

Have you heard of a man named Cal? Looks.. almost exactly like me, just without the jester garb, and with darker hair?

He has.. gone missing! And you seem like you know things!

Why, hello there!

Im Dolly! Have we met yet? I think I'd remember a face as nice as yours!

{The jester giggles.}

@jester-offical

Now.. I have a few queries!

Have you heard of a man named Cal? Looks.. almost exactly like me, just without the jester garb, and with darker hair?

He has.. gone missing! And you seem like you know things!

Why, hello there!

Im Dolly! Have we met yet? I think I'd remember a face as nice as yours!

{The jester giggles.}

@jester-offical

Now.. I have a few queries!

Have you heard of a man named Cal? Looks.. almost exactly like me, just without the jester garb, and with darker hair?

He has.. gone missing! And you seem like you know things!

Why, hello there!

Im Dolly! Have we met yet? I think I'd remember a face as nice as yours!

{The jester giggles.}

@jester-offical

Now.. I have a few queries!

Have you heard of a man named Cal? Looks.. almost exactly like me, just without the jester garb, and with darker hair?

He has.. gone missing! And you seem like you know things!

Why, hello there!

Im Dolly! Have we met yet? I think I'd remember a face as nice as yours!

{The jester giggles.}

@jester-offical

Why, hello there!

Im Dolly! Have we met yet? I think I'd remember a face as nice as yours!

{The jester giggles.}

@jester-offical

@endless-stars-offical

Uh. Hello?

{He pulls a pistol from his pant pocket. The one the Merchant gave him. One shot.. and whatever it hits is wiped from existence. He points it at you.}

{Fuck. Stupid goddamn powerful fuckers. Deities. Gods. Whatever. Cal hated them. He should've known that after David.. whatever.}

... So whaddya plan to do to me, huh?

{He dresses in his usual attire. A red and black outfit. Similar to that of a jester, but he didnt think he had plans today, so he figured hed stay in. Besides, why would he always be in full jester attire?}

{He pouted a little dramatically. His tone was light. Nice weather was well. Nice. But he missed the rain. He liked laying out in the rain. Even if he got sick.. it was fun. But he wouldnt complain about nice weather!}

{Yes! Cal felt excited. He didnt remember the last time he actually played in the rain. Perhaps when he was a kid? He'd always been busy during the rain.}

Ya’know how it is folks

@endless-stars-offical

Uh. Hello?

{He pulls a pistol from his pant pocket. The one the Merchant gave him. One shot.. and whatever it hits is wiped from existence. He points it at you.}

{Fuck. Stupid goddamn powerful fuckers. Deities. Gods. Whatever. Cal hated them. He should've known that after David.. whatever.}

... So whaddya plan to do to me, huh?

{He dresses in his usual attire. A red and black outfit. Similar to that of a jester, but he didnt think he had plans today, so he figured hed stay in. Besides, why would he always be in full jester attire?}

{He pouted a little dramatically. His tone was light. Nice weather was well. Nice. But he missed the rain. He liked laying out in the rain. Even if he got sick.. it was fun. But he wouldnt complain about nice weather!}

{Yes! Cal felt excited. He didnt remember the last time he actually played in the rain. Perhaps when he was a kid? He'd always been busy during the rain.}

Ya’know how it is folks

@endless-stars-offical

Uh. Hello?

{He pulls a pistol from his pant pocket. The one the Merchant gave him. One shot.. and whatever it hits is wiped from existence. He points it at you.}

{Fuck. Stupid goddamn powerful fuckers. Deities. Gods. Whatever. Cal hated them. He should've known that after David.. whatever.}

... So whaddya plan to do to me, huh?

{He dresses in his usual attire. A red and black outfit. Similar to that of a jester, but he didnt think he had plans today, so he figured hed stay in. Besides, why would he always be in full jester attire?}

{He pouted a little dramatically. His tone was light. Nice weather was well. Nice. But he missed the rain. He liked laying out in the rain. Even if he got sick.. it was fun. But he wouldnt complain about nice weather!}

{Yes! Cal felt excited. He didnt remember the last time he actually played in the rain. Perhaps when he was a kid? He'd always been busy during the rain.}

Ya’know how it is folks

@endless-stars-offical

Uh. Hello?

{He pulls a pistol from his pant pocket. The one the Merchant gave him. One shot.. and whatever it hits is wiped from existence. He points it at you.}

{Fuck. Stupid goddamn powerful fuckers. Deities. Gods. Whatever. Cal hated them. He should've known that after David.. whatever.}

... So whaddya plan to do to me, huh?

{He dresses in his usual attire. A red and black outfit. Similar to that of a jester, but he didnt think he had plans today, so he figured hed stay in. Besides, why would he always be in full jester attire?}

{He pouted a little dramatically. His tone was light. Nice weather was well. Nice. But he missed the rain. He liked laying out in the rain. Even if he got sick.. it was fun. But he wouldnt complain about nice weather!}

{Yes! Cal felt excited. He didnt remember the last time he actually played in the rain. Perhaps when he was a kid? He'd always been busy during the rain.}

Ya’know how it is folks