Adveture On

Men are bus schedules

how

Always lying

its kind of sad when you hit up and old friend and you both really miss each other but the connection just isnt there anymore

All of NASA’s still shots can pound sand, this is the real MVP of today.

i wanna know who spent a once-in-a-lifetime event to take this horrifying aesthetically-pleasing picture

I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all his friends and family and then in the middle of dinner he stands up and announces that it’s not a regular dinner, it is in fact, his birthday dinner (his exact words were “Surprise! …. it’s my Birthday”) cue everyone looking panicked, because oh god I don’t have a gift, I don’t even have a card, but my father, wine glass still in hand assures them not to worry and reveals a pile of presents he got for himself and wrapped for everyone to pick one and give it to him as their gift. And honestly? My father is such a legend.