adalyn

I know it’s not the fairytale book you wanted, but this is better.

Racists are a problem

White people are not

Homophobes are a problem

Straight people are not

Transphobes are a problem

Cis people are not

Sexists are a problem

Men are not

Rapists are a problem

And most importantly,

nick hates watching rom-coms but jess ropes him into watching them. nick is the first to cry or want to replay scenes

nick writes fanfiction. mostly about his book pepperwood, but also about the marvel universe and fresh prince of bell air

he always takes his son to see the bulls play whenever he is in chicago and buys him a new jersey every time

nick hates when a character dies in a show or film unless they are evil. when they die, he always emails the studio demanding another film to bring back the character

he's a slytherin

nick always throws in brownie mix into jess' cart when they go shopping so she can make him brownies

when his daughter was born he named her amelia after amy santiago who helped jess during her pregnancy when he was on a book tour in asia

nick always visits jess at work when she became a principal again. he always brought her lunch and had yearly talks with the students about his novels

he wrote a children's book for his kids, mitch and amelia which also a huge success

he brought home a dog once he saw for sale in a pet shop and called him pepper. ("because he looks like the gay dog, jess!")

“So you see you and me We’re gettin close to the danger zone Show me how tell me now Should I stay or should i go Cause I’m caught between yes and no Cause when you kiss me I feel everything that I been missing I try to slow down but my heart won’t listen And its tearin me all up inside And when you touch me I feel a rush but I’m afraid that it might crush me”