✨ Jessenia ✨

The short involves Goofy doing domestic chores for his wife, which was an odd concept in the 1950′s. So based on the Milkman not knowing who he was kissing in this bit, it implies that Goofy’s wife was fucking the Milkman.

I am in tears omg

whoever timed the film to the music is fucking brilliant this is gorgeous and oh my god i know they’re made of a lot of fat/blubber but this gave me like seven heart attacks

Clumsy pillows

I’ve pulled my tshirt up over my face to try and hide the fact that I am crying with laughter on the coach full of people.

Need this.

Of course

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

catch a falling nugget put it in your pocket save it for a hungry day

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

i never wanted this to end

oh my god those are ROCKS the penguins are falling on ROCKS are you OKAY PENGUINS do you need WINGPADS OR SOME OTHER KIND OF SHOCK ABSORBING PROTECTIVE BODY GEAR

Fun fact, due to their flightlessness, penguins have actually extremely sturdy bones for birds. That plus their natural blubbery body makes them their own shock absorbers

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All my life, I never knew I was a penguin

I relate to this post on a visceral level. 

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie