creepy girl rights.

“you’re...you’re gonna be fine...on the other side.”

“DIE! YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”

“i’ll be your guide to the other side.”

“jesus, pass the dramamine.”

“death is taboo, but it’s hardly something new.”

“if you die while listening to this album, it’s still gonna keep playing.”

“death just needs a little conversation!”

“nothing’s a chore when you’re restoring.”

“the world will never wreck you.”

“soon enough, our hopes and dreams will be crushed.”

“don’t go to the netherworld.”

“jesus, i can’t spell.”

“let’s all get naked!”

“-- a little on the pottery barn and dry white wine side.”

“as for me, i’ve been scaring for millennia.”

“money? ah, who gives a shit?”

“i’m tired of trying to iron out my creases.”

“i’m a bunch of broken pieces.”

“it was you who made me whole.”

“he wants me to smile and clap like a performing seal.”

“sever a head-- preferably someone you know.”

“we do not want to kill anyone.”

“learn to throw your voice. fool your friends. fun at parties.”

“you’ve got some evil deep down inside you.”

“well, that was a soliloquy, so you’re the one who’s being rude.”

“let’s haunt this bitch.”

“you are a child of the earth!”

“positivity is a luxury that few can afford.”

“is this still about me?”

“i vanished like a cloud of dirty hipster vape.”

“i’m gonna have a new best friend!”

“i’m on the bench, but coach, just put me in the game.”

“all you gotta do is say my name.”

“wow, i’m impressed.”

“i’ll think about your offer.”

“i prefer my chances down below.”

“being young and female doesn’t mean that i’m an easy mark.”

“i’ve been swimming with piranhas, i don’t need a shark.”

“yes, life sucks, but not that much.”

“be a doll and spare the lecture.”

“i’m offering you a full-time spectre.”

“ ____, this is a dangerously unstable individual.”

“that was possession.”

“then, ____, what do i need you for?”

“they’re sweet, but i’m a demon straight from hell.”

“i’ll lead that lamb to slaughter.”

“i’d have to check my pay stubs.”

“what is happening to me?”

“no! no! i’m a vegan!”

“a genuine haunted house? it’s a goldmine!”

“these ghosts are gonna make us a fortune!”