burdened beast

I hate trimming my pubes because even though my brain knows perfectly well this is Not a horny activity, genitals respond to some degree no matter what if there's anything going on near them. So my labia minora are all like ohh hello 😏 who is that knocking at my door? 😋 could that be the caress of a fair maiden 🫣 or mayhap the lips of a fine gentleman 😝 it would only be right to take a look for mine self 😊😜 and I'm like it's blades. Go back to sleep, it's blades and you're getting in the way

@jermagaunt is mad at me because I said he wasn't allowed to die in a left-handedness-related incident

You gotta watch this one the whole way through.

out thrifitng, I hear a mom hiss “aiden. do not.” then a short pause followed by fervent bongo playing

people werent ready for this post in 2011. what about now

WHY do tyranids have so much bullshit