Jensen

@elitehqstarters

Well, I’ve certainly been gone for a bit, haven’t I? Just found out I’ve been nominated for three grammys, so that’s great. I’m also the first man to cover an American cover of Vogue solo. That’s also really great. So, how’ve you been? What’s new?

Be careful there, mate, your ego is getting a rather large. Congratulations on the everything though, you really do deserve it all. Proud of ya, mate.

I tell you what, being a cat dad is tough. Having to deal with my two fluffy children waking me up every morning? Remind me to never have kids. Hello, my name is Asa, and yes, I realise I have an unusual name. But I hear that it’s becoming more and more popular, and I feel like I am solely responsible for that. So if you’re having a baby any time soon, can I recommend Asa? It’s unisex. @elitehqstarters​

I’m going to be honest here and say that there are time where I would rather have cats, but I love my son so I’m not going to complain too much, he’s at that age where it’s getting harder and harder to predict what he’s going to do. I don’t plan on having another one anytime soon, but I just might have to put that name on my list for the next one.

I don’t know how people can honestly think about Christmas, Hanukkah, or any other Winter Holliday this early in the season. I could understand people who are not from the States, but my mind is still running wild with all the ideas for the grand Thanksgiving feast this year. I have Miss Mona singing to me in the background, a huge shopping checklist in front of me and a head full of a hundred different ideas. I told Mama that I am big enough this year and will do the cooking all by myself. I don’t know if it’s a good idea or not… we’ll see what happens once the next weekend rolls over. 

Hello, everybody! Introductions are in order, huh? I’m Dianna, a complete and unforgivable food-o-holic. I’d apologise, but who doesn’t love a nice and juicy burger right off the grill every once in a while, right? // @elitehqstarters​

I tend to get a little carried away each and every year for Christmas and it just seems to happen sooner and sooner every year. But I don’t really get into the full Christmas spirit until after Thanksgiving, that’s when the house just becomes the North Pole and ‘m okay with that. It’s nice to meet you, Dianna, I’m Louis and I’m a food-o-holic as well so you’re not alone there.

 Yeah, I can see how your mind would go there. definitely creepy but at least you have that she was nice. I think possibly its always good to expect the unexpected. maybe add some security there, in case. not saying anything is going to happen but you’ll feel more safe, definitely.

Well, I added security and I don’t tweet things out anymore that can have people just show up at me house. So far it’s been a quiet place to be and I would like to keep it that way for as long as possible.

That’s so weird…like she’s the milk lady? At that early in the morning? I’d not tweet that…or move.

I am very careful with what I tweet now, no more things about needing anything because I don’t want anyone else showing up at me house.

 You made it sound scarier then I meant it to be. i mean if anything if it helps you sleep better at night, maybe add some security? that might help you but she could have just been nice – but came off a tad weird, knowing that stuff!

I have updated my security since then, so it’s almost impossible for someone to get up to me front door now and I like it that way. I haven’t heard anything from her since so I’m sure it was just someone trying to be friendly.

I don’t know if I’d call that funny or just down right terrifying. If some old lady showed up at my door with milk I probably wouldn’t want to drink it. Unless I was desperate for some milk. Was she a neighbor who just so happened to follow your twitter? Or do your fans actually have access to you like that? Either way, I’m worried for you. It might be time to move. 

It’s actually a little scary, but me fans actually have that kind of access to me. I try to keep pretty high security at me house, but sometimes it doesn’t really work. I mean, it does now because I’ve up my security since this happened. She wasn’t even a neighbor, I know most of my neighbors and I have never seen this woman until that day.

Fuck me, that’s somehow scary and sweet at the same time? But that’s also why ye gotta try out teas that ye don’t need milk for. So ye don’t need a random lady giving ye milk, ye can just have an earl grey with lemon instead of a breakfast tea or something.

Ya know what, mate, that’s a really good idea and I should start doin’ that. Then I don’t have to worry about some random person coming to me house just because I sent out a tweet.

Ok, that’s crazy, that’s total crazy. I would be like moving out for sure. You’ve never know when you have a stalker or not. Shit. That’s shit is scary. Nowadays you gotta be careful everytime you post something. We have something pretty similar in kpop too, is scary. I know we’re idols but we have personal lives too.

Thank you! Like, I get it that they want to help and all of that, but I enjoy my privacy, I don’t want to have to worry about people showing up at my house every time I tweet something. It’s so insane.

Wait, seriously? I genuinely don’t know whether to be a little frightened for you or impressed by your Twitter presence if someone’s just showing up with milk at a hint that you needed it. Makes me wonder if she does this all the time, if she’s some kind of guardian angel of the foods people thought they had in the fridge and shows up to save the day. I can’t stand social media, but if that’s not a reason to jump in with it, I don’t know what is.

I think I might have to believe that she’s a guardian angel because that’s been the only way that I can accept that someone knows exactly where I live and follows me that much on social media. I mean you should get on this social media train and see if this guardian angel eventually comes to your rescue.

I would be so down for that, it would give me a little bit of amusement to say the least. You should be but can you ever get used to things like that?? how you been man? seems like a little while since we had a good catch up 

Are you saying that you have no other form of entertainment in your life? I find that very hard to believe. I’ve been good actually. Finally taking time to just relax a little bit. What about you? What’s new?

… am i that predictable? here i was, thinking i was inconspicuous and unpredictable. listen, i’m a lazy fuck right now, mate. sometimes you just gotta chill out with the dog at home, you know? besides, that’s what the weekend’s for. though, i’m sure i’m going to eat my words this weekend because grocery shopping on the weekends is hectic as hell. how’ve ya been, though, dude? well i hope.

I wouldn’t say that you’re totally predictable, just when someone knows you for as long as I have, it makes you a little more predictable. Don’t call me when you can’t handle the traffic at the grocery store. I told you to go, you’re the one that decided to wait. I’ve been good, just been relaxing a lot which is something I used to never do so it’s a change for sure.

@elitehqstarters

So in the last months my job has started to include being live on twitch stream for 3 hours 3 times a week, I mean sometimes I’m not on some days or I’m on for only part of it, but there is something really weird about knowing any mistake, innuendo or whatever will just be memed by a bunch of strangers within the hour, and now Smosh is turning fifteen we are doing a six hour stream on Friday. I mean my co workers are my friends and I love hanging our with them but fuck can someone ship me like two crates of red bull to keep me entertaining for that whole time.

I’m Courtney and today I took someone elses order at Starbucks and didn’t realise until I was back in my car and tasted the pure black coffee instead of my usual caramel latte, I drank it, very slowly, but now im wondering if I should try and stop myself having sweetner in my coffee anyone have tips on how to do that?

Well, it sounds like you have a very interesting thing going on there, love. Though, I don’t know if I would be able to stay on a live stream that long, so kudos to you love. It’s nice to meet you, love, I’m Louis and I am nowhere near as interesting as you are. I wish I could give you tips, but I feel like I now have to ask people the same question because I don’t know how to not have sweetner in me coffee.

Mate, I’d keep your eye on that woman. Might have yourself a crazy ass stalker right there. I mean, nice as fuck of her to bring you some milk but the fact she obviously looked at your twitter, found your address and then brought it to you is weird as all hell. Before you know it you’re going to be on a true crime documentary.

I’m gonna hire more fuckin’ security that’s for sure. Maybe even put up a gate at the bottom of the driveway. I will not be on the next episode of The First 48 just because I tweeted that I needed milk.