Got a calf cramp in the wee hours. Waited it out, went back to sleep. Apparently turned off all my alarms in my sleep, woke up late & in a panic. Someone turned the coffee pot off, so it was lukewarm when I got to it. A woman had scheduled 3 back to back meetings with me first thing, which I hate bc right after I clock in has always been pooping time. 10 minutes late, I chat her asking what's up, & she says she's saving her voice for a different call with someone else, & would I mind just chatting her MY questions instead. Mine? Bitch You asked for these, not me. Damn. I try walking her thru the first one & she's basically going yeah yeah yeah fine. Finally I go, well when you asked for these, did you have anything specific you wanted to look at? She didn't. Anyway I cast chain lightning on her ass but I'm still pissed off & I'm thinking about burning down the world. Sorry if this is how you all find out.













