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Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.
Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.
Life. There’s always a way to make it work.
This woman runs PARLIAMENT with a baby in her lap and she’s CLEARLY doing an outstanding job because she’s still there being a total boss two years later, baby still in her lap.
“A baby will destroy your career-”
Really
Are you sure?
Because I’m pretty sure that Licia Ronzulli would laugh at that declaration.
Okay but real talk that baby probably knows politics better than a lot of Senators by now
Why Did They Come?
TOO FUCKIN’ phenomenal to NOT reblog!!!!
May your next period be light and end quickly
This is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all added your own comments saying your thanks, and continuing the chain by adding your own little bit of wishful thinking. You are all wonderful.
lil matt damon SNAPPED
He looks exactly like Matt Damon
the finger points 😭😭
Fuck it up lil Matt Damon
He was so amazed lmaooo

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Official records show that the Battle of Circinius IV, which resulted in the glassing of the planet and the annihilation of the entire population save for three cadets of the Corbulo Academy of Military Science, took place in the year 2526. Kelly-087 and Fred-104, along with the rest of the SPARTAN-II candidates, were born in 2511, making them fifteen years old at the time.
CRYING OVER DICK.
how are there so many of these?
Now that I’ve got some dick, I’m off to bed. Nighty night
okay, so the question less “how is there so much dick in vintage comics” and more “how does melee have scans of all that dick?”
I collect dick pics. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I just heard this woman say “you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It’s a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying.” and I think I just realized what was wrong with me.
Yep, this is a very, very common reason for procrastinating. It’s also why procrastination, even though it’s often associated with laziness, is a fairly common trait in a lot of people with anxiety and perfectionism issues.
This idea - You’re not lazy, you’re protecting yourself - hit me really hard while reading, of all things, Emily Nagoski’s Come As You Are, which turns out to be as much about how brains work and how relationships work as how orgasms work.
In an early part of the book she talks about Fight/Flight/Freeze responses to threats–the example she uses is being attacked by a lion. You fight, if you think you can defeat the lion; you run away, if you think you can escape the lion; and when you think there’s nothing you can do, when you feel the lion’s jaws closing on your neck, you freeze, because dying will hurt less that way. You just stop and go numb and wait for it to be over, because that is the last way to protect any scrap of yourself.
Later in the book, she talks about the brain process that motivates you to pursue incentives, describing it as a little monitor that gauges your progress toward a goal versus the effort you’re expending. If it feels like too little progress is being made you get frustrated, get angry, and, eventually, you… despair. You stop trying.
You go numb and wait for it to be over, because that’s the only way left to protect yourself.
So it occurred to me that these are basically the same thing–when facing a difficult task, where failure feels like a Threat, you can get frustrated and fight it out–INCREASE DOING THE THING until you get where you’re going. Or you can flee–try to solve the problem some other way than straight on, changing your goal, changing your approach, whatever. Fight or flight.
But both of those only apply when you think the problem is solvable, right? If the problem isn’t solvable, then you freeze. You despair.
And if you’re one of those Smart Kids (Smart Girls, especially) who was praised for being smart so that all tasks in the world came to be divided between Ooh This Is Easy and I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN DO THAT AND IF I FUCK UP I WILL DIE, then… it’s pretty easy to see how you lose the frustration/anger stage of working toward a goal, because your brain goes straight to freeze/despair every time. Things are easy and routine or they are straight up impossible.
So, you know, any time you manage to pull yourself up and give that lion a smack on the nose, or go stumbling away from it instead of just falling down like a fainting goat as soon as you spot it on the horizon, give yourself a gold star from me. Because this is some deeply wired survival-brain stuff. Even if logically you know that that term paper is not a lion, it really is like that sometimes.
Yes! We actually had a perfectionism group in treatment and one of the things they taught us was how perfectionism can actually lead to avoiding stuff & doing less. It’s definitely important to understand this. One long term strategy I’ve heard is to promise yourself you’ll only work for a smallish period of time (at a date before it’s last min of course). Do you work for that time, and then you congratulate yourself for what you accomplished even if it’s not as much as you wanted, and then no matter what you actually stop. Your brain realizes that doing work can actually be a manageable experience & it starts breaking the association between doing work and stress/sadness/guilt etc. *Lowering* your standards & working before it gets super bad can help with this

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no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500
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Look at KB coming through
Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.
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Men have been the most emotional and impulsive people I’ve met…
2 or 29 with blue team?
“I’ve got everything under control.”
“Obviously.” Even though her tone was entirely unchanged, Linda’s scepticism was apparent.
Kelly glared. “I suppose you could do it better?” She knew she wouldn’t get an answer and didn’t bother waiting for one. Huffing in frustration, she grabbed a tea towel and wiped the worst of the cake batter off of her face. She’d need a shower if she wanted clean hair, though.
She could hear Linda smirking. “Maybe don’t stir it like you’re trying to jump to slipspace.”
“Who’s jumping to slipspace?” Fred walked in, and immediately looked exasperated. “I said I don’t mind doing it.”
“You always do it.” Kelly replied, as if that settled the matter.
“And we always enjoy it, right?”
“Of course we do, but that’s not the point.” She started stirring again, more slowly this time. “You shouldn’t have to do it everytime. We need to be able to make our own cakes.”
In case you can’t anymore hung unspoken yet heavy in the air.
“Besides,” she continued in a lighter tone, “it’s nice to have things made for you.”
Linda spoke abruptly, cutting Fred off before he could argue further. “Does John like cake?”
That pulled them up short. Kelly realised they’d only started this tradition after the war– after John went MIA. Now he was back, and once again they found themselves carrying on as they had without him. It wasn’t helping to smooth over the way the pieces didn’t fit anymore.
“… Yeah. Yeah, I think he does.” Fred’s face was tight with concentration as he cast his mind back to training. “He never turned it down, at least.”
“Of course he didn’t, he never turns down food. He still eats bugs, Fred.”
“We don’t know that.”
“He does.” Linda confirmed unnecessarily.
Kelly just maintained eye contact with Fred until he conceded defeat.
“Who does what?” John asked, arriving late to the conversation after having to ask Roland where his team was. “What are we doing?”
“We aren’t doing anything.” Fred answered, successfully masking his startlement with mild irritation by virtue of genuinely being irritated. “Kelly’s making a mess.”
“I’m making a cake!”
John’s lip twitched. “In your hair?”
Kelly sniffed haughtily and pointedly went back to stirring the batter.
“Why are you making a cake?”
“For us.” Said Linda. “To mark the years we’ve survived.”
Fred winced, expecting the roundabout reminder that many didn’t survive to send John into one of his melancholy states again.
Instead, he asked, “Like a birthday?”
“Yeah, exactly.” Kelly didn’t turn around.
“… Are you mad at me?”
That made her turn, frowning. “Why would I be mad at you, John?”
He shrugged. “Because I insulted your cake-making skills?”
“Hmm. You did. However, I am benevolent, and will allow you to partake all the same.”
John shifted his stance and looked away.
“You don’t have to eat it if you don’t want.” Fred spoke almost too quickly. “I usually do it, so I don’t know if Kelly’s will be edible.”
“Okay, I’m benevolent to an extent.” She pointed the spoon at him, carelessly splattering more batter across the floor. “Don’t push it.”
Watching John carefully, Linda sidled closer. “You don’t want cake?”
He hesitated. “I… do.” He was clearly uncomfortable with the admission.
“Well, Kelly’s going to all this effort.”
That got a little smile out of him. “Maybe a little too much effort.”
“I heard that!” Kelly snapped. “If you think you could make a better cake, you can come over here and do it yourself.”
A beat of silence.
“Oh boy.” Said Fred.
“Move over.” Said John.
I hoped the Last sentence would be john asking if the cake had bugs....

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Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep
Sounds busy to me
Busy minding my business
i’m so done with the way girls in twenties are treated. i’m so done with people who literally create timetable for us. 20- 24 find a guy, 24-26 make him propose to you, 27-29 get married. i’m so done. i’m do not want to get 2 a.m texts from my best friend who is freaking out that she is gonna die alone. i do not want see my 20 years old friend wasting her time on some guys who are not even interested in her. i do not want see us falling for every nice guy who does not look creepy. i do not want to see girls get sad or paranoid just bcos they do not fill in the schedule. you are ok. you should enjoy your life at its fullest and one day you will find 10/10 so do not pursue 6 just because you do not want to be single. it is ok and one day you will find someone. do not split your love with people who does not deserve it. keep it for yourself and when time will come you will know. i know it hurts. i know you wish u could just open part of yourself and release the buzzing love. but not every kind of love is romantic. show it to your family, friends, plants, yourself.