Just the Tip

I won the dude jackpot 😏

I fell in love with you because you made me laugh, were kind to children, animals and seniors. You made an effort to understand me. My laugh meant so much to you. You were, and still are a gentleman. Cheers to us and the life we have built together, I love you. 🍾 #IStillDo #4YearsDownForeverToGo

Sales Meetings: We make this look good 💰 #ForRealDoe

Fortune: That wasn't chicken but it was dericious 😸 (at Sunny Palace)

Tis the season to stuff your face #StraightToMyThighs #WorthIt (at Comfi)

"It's fruit, its good for you" *eats 8 at once* #ItsBulkingSeason

I'm only fat because a tiny body couldn't hold all this personality. Also #BagelWednesday

"Something deep about friendship" #WhyIsAllTheWineGone

Marriage rule #38: When your husband doesn't want to take a picture, you make him take a picture. Congrats on your nuptials, Amy and Jimmy! ❤ #HappyWifeHappyLife #GettingMcNamarried

Take me back to the 9am Shot Ski #BermudaBahamaComeOnPrettyMama

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it ❤ #DogChild

Cheers to moist cupcakes and good friends #Friendsgiving

Front and center 👀 #Friendsgiving

Pro tip: your pants can't get tight if you don't wear any 👍 #PostThanksgivingFeels #Derp

I'm not even blaming this adorable baby pumpkin pie, I was fat in August. #ThePerksOfBeingMarriedToAChef

My belt is already unbuckeled. Just kidding, Im wearing stretchy pants. #HostessWithTheMostess