Darwin's Twisted Evolution

Excuse my attitude, darling, I’ve had a rough few days. Didn’t mean to take it out on you.

That's okay. I've been a bit edgy myself lately. I am quite well and you?

I’m feeling like Elysium is in need of another big party.

If you feel like it, than yes.

"No, I didn’t."

My mistake then. I'm Jenna.

"Hm?"

I thought you said something.

You’re in my way. I thought I was making myself clear, considering I was speaking perfect English.

I didn't hear you, okay? I'm sorry. I'll move right away.

I guess so.

Indeed.

Don’t deny it. If you aren’t now, you will be sooner or later. I’ll convince you.

I'm sorry, but you're not really my type.

Or not.

Time of the year to be patriotic.

Ah, yes, patriotism. Sweet.

Time of the year to be patriotic.

Yes, it is.

Of course I don't mind! You're more than welcome.

Try taking up vigorous sports or something.

Yea, preferably something with weaponry.

Tried that couple of times. I'm a fast runner, but that doesn't really help around my anger management.

Well, I’ve had better days, but so far it’s the usual morning. 

Are you a student or a teacher?