One More Chance

So there’s a chance I’m not a cute greasemonkey? Can’t say if you haven’t tried. Oh alright, keep your sex plays to yourself or I’ll Natalie to give you a smack. *raises eyebrow* I guess so? 

I dunno, that Helen of yours is smitten and I see a lot of people going all googly eyed when they see you. Probably safe to say you got that cute grease monkey thing going. *smirks* Go ahead. I like it when she smacks me around. S'hot. 

*smiles widely* That’s not what Morrigan says. That, my friend, was just a figurative of speech. *pats back* Alright, I won’t call you cowboy. Uh, how come? She and Wyatt seem happy together. From what I hear if Morrigan doesn’t like someone, she wouldn’t pretend to like them. *laughs* I don’t care if y’all think that. When a man tells everyone who he has slept with, everyone thinks he’s a stud or whatever. Then the girl, who he supposedly had sex with. comes off as loose. *sighs* And that is something I don’t want to contribute to.

Morrigan says a lot of things that aren't true. *squits at* It better have been. And good. I wouldn't pull off the cowboy thing, I don't think. Maybe I should talk to Natalie about that. I guess they do, I just figured Morrigan was the type content with her lifestyle. *strokes his beard* Hmm, I suppose you make a good point. I've not thought of that. Maybe it's our difference in  generation.

Oh I know, don’t get me wrong a deal is a deal but if i have to get up ant 3 am its so not worth it. People like to think that they are getting a deal and then they will tell you and every one they know how great said deal was. I swear if some on comes up to me the day after black Friday this year and says ” Guess how much this sweater was!” I will smack a bitch!

If you've got to get up that early for a deal is really isn't worth it. Sleep is most important. Besides, you save money if you buy your gifts through out the year I think. So there really shouldn't be that rush toward the holidays to get everything. *laughs* I would send someone like that your way just to witness it. That would be funny.

What are you talking about? He’s got at least five years on you. *snorts* Alright, down cowboy. No need to go on spreading lies to impress me. *nods* I wouldn’t doubt that. Probably best to leave the country if I ever get on his bad side. Like… she’s not afraid to use me and toss me aside once she’s done. And while she does that you think yourself lucky she’s paying attention to you. *grins* I’m not. I just don’t like sharing my experiences with everyone. 

Really? You think five? *shakes his head* I guess I should take it as a compliment that I don't look my age. And I'm not spreading lies!*huffs* Also I've never been a cowboy. So, don't call me that. *nods his head* That makes sense. Yeah, that's Morrigan for you. I'm surprised she's settling down somewhat. Why not? It's fun yo kiss and tell. And people don't  mistake you for a virgin. Or they think you're a virgin and you're making it all up. So I guess it could work against you. But you kinda give off a virgin vibe. Just a little bit. 

Exactly! Don’t get me going on black Friday they have 5 T.V’s for like $4 and the expect people not to trample each other.

Black Friday is ridiculous. Why would anyone get up so early for those so called deals. Don't people  know they hike the prices up before hand so they're not really giving you a deal at all. Don't get me wrong I love the holidays, but it's getting out of hand. 

Some stores are already selling Christmas stuff. I hate, I hate it so much.

He is to me. Heck, he might older than both of us, but I think he can take both of us. Maybe I should do more weight training. Just in case. *smiles in relief* Good to know. Women like Morrigan make men, like me, turn into weaklings. *chuckles and scratches the back of his head* Well, if its true, I’m flattered. He’s a good looking man. *smiles* Hey, know what you mean. You act like I’m some shy virgin. 

*snorts* Older than you, yeah. Not me. And I could kick his ass if I wanted to. I just don't bother. Don't need the drama, it's all a waste of time. *tilts his head* weight training wouldn't help ya with him. Women like Morrigan? How do you mean? Openly sexual? Bitchy? *laughs* Sometimes you act like a virgin so I really can't be sure if you are or not.

*nods* I know what you mean. The man can make anyone shake in their boots. *grins* Now, there’s nothing wrong with liking sex that much, but I got a feeling she would have gotten bored with me. Or she would have killed me. *raises eyebrow* That is news to me. Are you sure? I’ve barely spoken a couple of words with Wyatt. *smiles* Nope. Nothing wrong with that. Except, I know you’re not that fond of Morrigan, so makes me a bit curious as to why you and her happened. It sounds less crazy than using soul mates. 

*rolls eyes* Please. He is not scary. He's a puppy. He huffs and puffs, people by into it and it just goes to that big head of his. *strokes his beard* I don't think Morrigan is capable of killing anyone, she's such a softy.But yeah, that guys she's got basically on a leash drools over you like a dog for steak. Doesn't matter if you've talked or not. Don't need to  to know you want to fuck someone. *shrugs* The penis wants what the penis wants. That's all I can say. 

*smiles* Are you sure about that? I rather not test that theory. *frowns* I wouldn’t blame him if he did. *raises eyebrow* Morrigan? The stripper from Sin? She seems nice, except she looked at me like I was going to be her next meal. *perks up* You and her? I never knew that. *smirks* I bet it ended with her throwing you out. *takes a sip of beer* You don’t believe in soul mates? Can’t wait. 

Oh I know. I've known him a long time. His bite it still really bad, just there's much more bark. *chuckles* She probably wishes you were her next meal. That woman lives off sex. And her boy toy practically drools over you. It's funny because he insists he's completely straight. I have determined in my many years that none of us is really straight. especially when someone denies it like he does. *frown a little*Don't look at me like that. I got around before Natalie. Nothing wrong with that. *shrugs* I suppose. I do. I just wouldn't use the term mate. 

*frowns* Oh man. I don’t want to be on the bad side of that man. *smiles and pats his shoulder* We really wouldn’t be meant for each other if she didn’t like any of my friends. I know you and know there’s good in you, so my mate would have to see that as well. *chuckles* Then I’ll be a fool. You’re both very lucky to have found each other. That’ll be a beautiful wedding then. Hope I get an invitation soon. 

Oh he's not so scary. A lot of bark in that one. *smirks to himself* He'd rip your head off though if you even came close to hurting Helen.*smiles a little* Hey, you don't always have to like their friends. Natalie is really close to Morrigan and I can't stand that woman. But maybe it wouldn't be as bad if we hadn't had sex.*shrugs* Mate is an interesting choice of words my friend, any reason behind it? *nods* Oh you will be. As soon as a date is set they're going out. 

*frowns* Why would Mr. Moore have anything bad to say about you? You didn’t go kicking the hornet’s nest, have you? *goofy smile* Now, I can say the exact thing about you. Here you got a beautiful girlfriend who is sweet as a summer day and you know it. You’re no fool. *laughs and pats his back*  I know you will be a good husband to her. Don’t ask me how I know unless you want me to talk your ear off. Oh man, I don’t want to jump the gun, but have y’all set the date? 

I couldn't tell you. He's hated me forever and for not particular reason. I hope our friendship doesn't mess up your chances with Helen. As far asI've seen she's  not as bad as her father, but as you can suspect I don't really hang around their lot. *rolls his eyes* No you can't I'm not a good man, Cole. You're a fool. *smiles a little* Natalie is perfect. I'm very lucky. *raises his eyebrows* I'm almost tempted, but I like my ears where they are. No, we haven't officially. Sometime in winter. We've got a winter theme starting.

I just don’t know what to say or do anymore Dorian. I can’t take this anymore.

*frowns* Let me decide if you’re alright or not. *smiles* I’m not complaining. Just talking about stuff I don’t get. And I don’t get fourteen dollar whiskey, but I’m going to have to accept that there are poor suckers who will pay for it. I didn’t know I was so obvious… *sighs* I don’t know. She’s so strong, brave, and smart. And I’m… I don’t want to lose her. What? *grins widely* You waited this whole time to tell me now? *bear hugs him* Oh man, I’m real happy for the both of you. Finally going to tie the know and jump that broom. Good for you. Was wondering when you were going to do it.

*rolls his eyes* Fine. You do that. But you'll figure out soon enough that I'm the wrong. Sort. I'm sure once you and your "friend" finally get involved her father will be telling you all sorts of stories.*frowns into his glass* You're a good man, Cole. I think any woman would be lucky to have you. Status and wealth really mean little to the right woman. It's the man that you inside they care about.*smiles a little*I wanted to make sure she didn't change her mind. But, you know I've been married before. Didn't work so well. I hope I don't make the same mistakes with Natalie. Definitely won't be putting work or the cocktail waitresses before her.