The Curious Case of a Caffeine Addict in the City

I refuse to accept anything less than awesome. #ohnoshebetterdont

I wasn't even cooking for these people they just asked for some of my lunch. Good thing they don't know about the bourbon in my pecan pie or the beer in my chili! #oywiththepoodlesalready #onlyinmyworld

I love pizza. #chicagostyle #ginoseast (at Gino's East)

Guess I'm a driving contradiction too. #peacelovevw #skulls

Lol, never going to get this one "perfect" on a busy Sunday. #icecream #popsicecream #chalkboard #therapy

#selfiemonday Because my friends are dorks but as a general rule I'm a dork with them.

Work doodles. #justjenny #doodles

My allergies make it pretty impossible for me to have a "real" flower in my car (and not die). #peacelovevw

Done. #fivefingerforehead #blackandwhite

Pretty sure Chicago blood is running through my vains. Now this is a pie. #pizza #iminlove (at Gino's East San Antonio)

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Every time he hides he forgets his ears! #catsofinstagram #fail

They let me keep my bone pictures! #xray #ouch

I know it's summer, but mybe we can do Christmas in July. #peopleneedtoputsomeclotheson #xmasinjuly

Jumps willingly into bathtub then makes that face when he gets a bath. #catproblems #catsofinstagram

Lmao. #dadquotes #truth

#scifest #alien #popsicecream