She's Not Me

It doesn’t have to be large. There are some small ball gowns too!

Small ball gowns? What does that even mean?

"So what’s this stuff called again—? Soda?"

"That's actually beer but I drink so much of that that it might as well be soda or water so."

It's just a little fire, relax. It's not like I'm going to burn down the whole school because of this.

I don’t think you have to wear a ball gown, just dress nicely.I bet you could even get away with wearing pants.

Pants? Okay, now that's definitely not happening either. I don't actually have anything against dresses. I own way too many short dresses for that to be possible.

Of course. Why would I lie about my name?

Well, there’s online and local dress stores!

Thanks for the advice but me and ball gowns are still never going to happen.

I know. But ridiculous is also cute, and I’m cute as hell. Thank you very much.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, bud.

"I don’t have a date. You don’t have a date. It’s good to go with a friend, is it not? I already have your dress picked out." 

"Just because I happen to not have a date right now doesn't mean that I won't have one later but you're right, I guess. And you already have a dressed picked out for me? Are you going to show it to me or...?"

That’s nice to know, but seriously.. I don’t really care.

Wow really? Did something I say or do make you think that I cared about whether you cared or not? Because, if so, then I'm sorry for making you mistakenly think that. My bad.

#esp u karina

No I mean, I’m going.. I’m just mad right now.

Mad about what?

Ouch, nice insult. You’re a ray of sunshine, aren’t you.

Absolutely. I probably shine brighter than the sun itself. As for the "insult," I wouldn't necessarily call the truth an insult but that's just me.

Don’t deny it, smalls.

What's there to deny? Like I said, you would be the bell of the ball, love. Every boy would want you and every girl would want to be you. 

Ahh, but if I were wearing it… sexy, right?

Oh yeah, definitely. The sexiest. You would be the bell of the ball, in fact.

It should happen if I have to fucking go, too.

So I'm taking it that you're not going then?

You’d look like a little fairy princess.

That's just-... Absolutely not. Congratulations, somehow you made wearing a ball gown sound even more unappealing.