Literally The Wooooooorst

academic networking, or as I like to think of it, hanging around people long enough that they add you to their dropbox of illicit and highly topic-specific pdfs

biggest betrayal is when it’s supposed to thunderstorm and it doesn’t

People dont realize this

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

if you install this and then install adblock you get to look at absolutely nothing

amish simulator

If you aren’t pro ugly Victorian wallpaper then what are you even doing

Crawling along the floor after having shredded every last stitch of it off the walls so I can let out the lady trapped inside it.

Awww thay shits what im talking about

These are so funny oh my god my dream has come true

u have to sit on some soft grass or, a mattress in the sun sometimes to give your shadow a soft place to rest. she’s always on that pavement.. cement.. floorboards.. it’s not good for her

I want everyone 2 know I was on lethal amounts of Benadryl when I made this post.

okay but you were right

Mood