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🎥: Manuel Neuer & Joshua Kimmich celebrate post-match | Germany vs. Ivory Coast | 20.06.2026

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Joshua Kimmich & Manuel Neuer during the game vs. Ivory Coast

Do you remember? :)

MN: Let’s do this… with a.  GJ: A… fir trees. Ok. I’m just gonna tell you now, I would have never gone for A. The entire Black Forest, everything, wherever you- it’s all fir trees (Christmas trees), everywhere! And oak trees and beech trees are such beautiful, rare trees, I mean the parquet alone, how much that costs-  (audience laughs)  (Neuer sighs)  (Gabi Köster looks distressed)  GJ: So… spruces, oak trees, beech trees and fir trees … only 1.5% of trees in German forests are… FIR TREES! (Maite Kelly loses her damn mind and starts screaming)

S(he) was a fairy... ✨

“I really like him”

🤗❤️

look who’s back

“… and Bastian Schweinsteiger is exiting the field, and he gives his captain duties to— Manuel Neuer! The goalie that gained so much dislike from the start is now leading the red giants to their winning streak! Captain Manuel Neuer!”