Rat Dad

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

The moral of Death Note is that cops raise evil children

The princess does not have "depression," it's called an Air of Melancholy and it makes me very beautiful in a dignified and subtly tragic way

it's called an Overabundance of Black Bile

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

rosencrantz is dead, guildenstern is dead, and me I feel also not so good

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.