Just Me

and it feels good to be known so well

he’s so pretty what the fuck 😭💙

connor storrie on SNL with guest star hudson williams!

HEATED RIVALRY | From Page to Screen: Season 1, Episode 2

He had been reeled in by this annoying Canadian, and all that he knew was that he wanted to stay. He wanted to anchor himself to Shane and just...stay.

Canonically Shane is one of the hottest men in the world, he's rich, he is at the top of his high intensity career, and he has the biggest saddest wettest most beautiful brown eyes out of anyone on the planet. The moment Ilya saw a scrap of interest he was arranging for them to be in a commercial and jerking off in the shower at him. Ilya watched this man fold his pants one (1) time and thought "well i gotta fuck him forever now". Shane tried to say there wouldn't be a next time and Ilya was like it's too late, I've got your number, you're never getting rid of me, if I annoy you enough you will come organize my socks as like a sex thing.

✅ Does the thought of these characters standing next to each other make you want to chew concrete and then break apart a nearby automobile with your bare hands

He's the service top of all service tops. Shane has that man on a leash he's dragging him around by the dick willing to do anything for his teary doe eyes he's walking him like a dog and Ilya's enjoying it

heated rivalry twitter (9/?) ft ilya's secret shane stan account

HUDSON WILLIAMS & CONNOR STORRIE Interviewed by Quinn, 2025