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I don’t know the amount of times I have sat in history class and wondered how someone like Hitler could have ever gotten far enough in government to have that kind of power, but now I’m watching it happen live in the U.S and I’m terrified. 

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

i am a proud lurker. i will lurk until my feelings get hurt, and once that happens i stop

high key needs a hug

you wanna fight? alright let’s take this outside! the stars are so bright tonight. the moon looks so nice. hold my hand

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I’m the child

WHY IS THEIR GRANDPA SO JACKED WHO DID THIS

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.