Divine Cervine

Shit. You’re right.

they do make the little white anchor for the chrysalis with their mouth! but then they turn around and grab it with their butt and voila! how to take your skin off like a sweater

it never ceases to amaze me how ppl get life handed to them wrapped up in a pretty pink bow, and then convince themselves that they paid for it with sweat and blood

I am constantly telling customers "No i dont have that, you'll have to go to a vet" and "no i don't know about that, youll have to ask your vet" and boy do they hate me for it

another one today! "My dog has just a little eye infection do you have anything for that" nope but i know who does! Its your vet!

The number of messages I’ve failed to answer across all my devices and media platforms will be weighed against my soul on judgment day, and I will be cast into hell

creatures like the koala and the ocean sunfish are scientifically important because they help us understand just how badly a living organism can function and still survive

the accuracy, music choice, smoothly transitioned comedic timing, facial expressions.. this is Oscar-worthy

@rottable