am i beyoncé yet?

Jonathan form queer eye hitting on every ugly straight guy to boost their self steem is braver than any US marine

*falls in love with someone who was nice to me in my dream*

i hate the end of the semester so much! every day im like “ok honey u need to do x y and z or u will nearly fail all ur classes” and then when it comes down to it i’m watching 5 hours of youtube makeup tutorials 

listen… nothing in this world makes sense. fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing and boxing rings are square and noses run and feet smell and shrek 1 and 2 made it to cannes film festival. just do whatever the fuck you want honestly

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

I’m laughing so hard, tbh

one of the worst feelings ever is being in your own house and feeling like you need to go home