You’re a perfect match for each other. 

You jealous, Arwyn?

How… [ she laughs breathily ] JD, where the hell did you find that?

I borrowed it, totally didn't steal it. What are you talking about?

[laughs] You’re a bit forward, aren’t you, JD?

A little. But that's the me you've come to know and love.

I — I don’t…What are you talking about?

You asked why we're here, I gave an answer.

And the fact that I’ll never be as dazzling as you haunts me every day.

Don't feel bad, people like you are necessary so people will be will stand out, otherwise we'd just be average.

Hmm… well, I won’t do that. Because somehow I don’t think I’d like the taste of people.

But I'm delicious, wanna taste?

The bloody wind is freezing — too cold for September, I should add. Potions started five minutes ago. There is nothing to do outside the castle for the next two weeks. 

To learn, I assume. In any case, I would think it's not to complain.

You still owe me one.

Sorry, I only buy food for people who threaten to eat me or use me as a toothpick.

Is that sarcasm I detect? We all know there’s only room for one sparkling personality love, yours.

Yes and yes. My sparkling personality overshadows yours, sorry babe.

Pft, not all my secrets, just… Some interesting facts. I like to keep some things to myself just like everyone else, you know? 

Understandable. Besides, if people were to know more things about you you'd become just nother boring person, you know? It's the mystery that keeps it interesting.

What a shame, and pathetic. Why aren’t there standards to go past third year. 

Because you probably wouldn't have made it if there were.

I don’t see what’s so scary about the bloody forest.

Some people are just scared easily. Nothing wrong with that.

How is that meant to make me feel better?

Because in some alternate universe you enjoyed a really good cauldron cake.

You offering?

No, thank you. If I wanted to clean people's teeth I'd be a dentist.

You’re the second person to tell me that this week. One more and I might just have to dye it a different color.

I don't think the hair's the issue here, to be honest.