~Jayme~

i got a great text post idea that’s been bugging me all day but i can’t make it because it’s v nsfw and i don’t want to risk it in this post-censorship tumblr landscape

Imagine Sappho watching woman spartan warriors training

[straight historian voice] they used fond language such as “my lover”, “my darling”, “i miss your arms around me”, “i wish i could marry you”, and “i miss your lips on mine”, though they were never proven to be in a relationship

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

is that fucking bronze made to look like the most comfortable sheet in the world like silky smooth chocolate just pouring over you holy shit it’s amazing and I want to touch it but I know if I do I’ll just be disappointed that it’s metal and not sweet egyptian cotton