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Hey Jeff, that’s an absolute spectacular joke

Memento Mori ring, England, late 17th to early 18th Century.

You could put a Skittle in there

Wouldnt a ring like this meant to be used to carry a little poison?

ah! but consider: you could put a Skittle in there

Of course, by failing to give her Up as she requested, he has, in essence, let her down, thereby creating what scientists have dubbed the Astley Paradox

Schrodinger's Astley  

Me on my way to the fridge at 1:38 in the morning for a little snacki snaccc

[distantly] THAT DOG

Lmao wtf

Lmfaoooooo

This used to be me with sparklers on the 4th

Omg unmute this and watch the entire thing

LMAOOOO

Holy shit hahaha fasterorpheus09

i was NOT expecting that

I just got amazon prime so this is me every day.