Jesson "J"

“GOD DAMMIT CLARA I WANTED SPRITE”

Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

they all looked at the moon they’re all dead the moon is killing people wake up america

Exactly

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

Now he’s falling asleep Now she’s calling a cab

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

😂😂😂😂

There’s just an old guy pacing back and forth in this goodwill farting and it scares me because it’s like seeing myself in 60 years

Yes... *farts* you're welcome