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Gamers will see water and be like "I am physically incapable of digesting this"

You’re really stuck up on this “gamers don’t drink anything” idea huh

Gamers have cold blood and live in the sand

*straight person voice* not that there’s anything wrong with that

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

being in stores that look like this and play this kind of music always makes me hyper-aware of aging and the inevitability of death