Such is I.

@jazzfox

+30 Years Young +Dominican Fairy +South Florida Livin' +Proud Mommy of a Little Monster +Blonde Disguised as a Brunette +Graphic Designer/Entrepreneur +Meatatarian +Always a Virgo +Make-up Geek +Lover not a fighter ;D Makeup is meant to enhance your beauty, not cover imperfections. Don't use it to hide who you truly are. Let your soul shine through the pounds of powder and lipstick. No matter how small a supreme being, it is still an infinite world of wisdom contained in a smallish sprite of hellfire.

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gogomrbrown

https://openstaxcollege.org

FUCK CAPITALISM! This didn’t cost tax payers anything. You don’t need to be a governing body with a police force to do decent things.

ohthekorean-deactivated20160205

stanfordetc freedomofscreech

hagiographically

THANK

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deactivatingrealsoon-deactivate

person: wait… so if youre not straight…… and youre not gay,,,,,….. then…. what… exActly aRE you..?..?.?

me:

as-warm-as-choco

OMG IM CRYING

malacology

@unkorea no way has someone not tagged you in this

americadivided-deactivated20170

* drink at least 64oz of water per day * exfoliate 2-3 times per week * shampoo once a month * deep condition hair weekly * wash your face twice a day * make sure you tone and moisturize after washing your face * exercise at least 4 days a week, more is better if you can * WEAR FUCKING SUNSCREEN * keep alcohol and drug use to a minimum, none if you can * pray or meditate daily * keep your nails done, even if you gotta do them yourself * read a book worth reading * add a hair vitamin to your regimen if you wanna grow hair out * trim your ends when necessary, please * don’t let these niggas stress you

lanqu-e-deactivated20200420

Sexualities! Sorry if I missed any!

she-devil-kotie-deactivated2017

THIS IS EXTREMELY HELPFUL BECAUSE I NEVER KNEW LIKE HALF OF THESE THANK YOU

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sybello

The most accurate shit ever

micdotcom

Watch: It’s your right to share your salary, not doing so could be holding you back.

jazzfox

I always thought this was a weird custom in the workplace.

silkktheshocka

jazzfox

Boom goes the dynamite.

anubis-the-incubus-deactivated2

Since you are black and proud, I will test you with this question: How does a woman carry a child in her stomach for 9 months, go through all the pain, hold it in her arms, and end up calling it Laquisha?

Laquisha is a French variant of the Swahili name “Lakiesha“ which means ”favorite”. In addition, the name is also a French variant from the original Latin ”Leticia” which means gay, delighted, or joyful and is the name of an old Roman Goddess, Laetitia. I’m not only black and proud, I’m also a former linguistics student, avid reader of mythology, and Tumblr. Your tests mean nothing to me. So to answer your question, how does she end up naming her daughter after a Goddess? Pretty pridefully I’d hope, our women are Goddesses.

alwaysbewoke

here’s a visual representation of what just happened…

now pick up your face and go sit your racist ass down in the corner.

deferenceofabnormality

The GIF 😂😂😂😂😂

votedami

Shoutout to our parents who immigrated from one country to another.

Who gave up what they had, so that someone else could have more.

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oldfilmsflicker

Tank Girl, 1995 (dir. Rachel Talalay)

jazzfox

mortisia

Vincent Price

Vincent Leonard Price, Jr. (May 27, 1911 – October 25, 1993) was an American actor, well known for his distinctive voice and serio-comic performances in a series of horror films made in the latter part of his career.

“It’s as much fun to scare as to be scared.” – Vincent Price

vital-dust

percychekov-deactivated20180908

jazzfox

tristanjohnson

Man watches his wife and child leave as he’s awaiting deportation.

skankinevenwhenitwasntcool

No human being is illegal

incaseyuhnevaknow

Funny how passports and borders didn’t exist when white people were invading the rest of the goddamn world…

bronzedgxddess

^👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

trashg0d-deactivated20180217

As he’s wearing a shirt with an American flag

thesweetishthuggishbone

That third comment tho…..

demarco-demarco-demarco

Shit stings. That’s so sad, specially for people who have kids. I couldn’t even go days without seeing my son.

tastefullyoffensive

jazzfox

Why does Mickey look like he's gonna make you an offer you can't refuse?

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franknfauxpas

Where did the idea of vampires having balls actually come from? Like what started that... "I'm a bloodsucking creature of the night; I feel like dressing fabulous and going to mingle in high society!"

thecautiousbisexual

when i read this i thought by “balls” you meant “testicles” and i just sat here for like two minutes thinking about why vampires having testicles is peculiar to you and why it means that they hang out with the upper class