𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐲 𝐉𝐮𝐝𝐞 𝐉𝐚𝐳𝐳𝐚 (𝐜𝐮𝐳 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐯𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐲)
"Oy, ya plannin' on spilling state secrets for long? I swear, you lot have loosest lips..."
"Poor thing, gettin' kidnapped 'n forced to come here. Want me to rescue ya?" (...) "Obviously, I'm jokin'! What the hell'd ya get your hopes up for, ya dimwit?"
"Get outta here with yer dumbass savior complex."
"An erotic novel—hah. what's with that look? No way somethin' like that's in the royal library. Don't be so daft." (after being asked what he was reading in his bond story)
"Ya got three seconds to get dressed."
"Huh? That's my woman." (after being asked who Kate was)
"No matter what, she's gonna be comin' back to me unharmed." (to Kate's kidnapper)
"Yer a masochistic pervert with a death wish, huh?"
"Yeah yeah. Yer an adorable idiot. Now, time to go."
"Terrorizin' the rich is my favorite hobby."
"Don't wanna hear 'bout yer kinks. She ain't mine, anyway. She's free to go with whoever she wants, ain't she?" (talking about Kate to Nica)
"I detest the kinda scum that play with women just for their bodies. And those that use women just as toys and entertainment."
"Quibblin' over semantics now? Yer seriously daft...So unbelievable, don't even know what to say to ya."
"The hell? Ya sound like a nutjob." (to Ellis)
"It's daft to call yer own dream borin'."
"Yer a shameless woman. Should hold yer head high 'n be proud of yerself... Not that it matters to me."
"Love's a curse. (...) Exactly what I said. Tellin' someone ya love them is the same as cursin' them. Losing it will break yer heart. Havin' it stolen will make ya hateful. And bein' betrayed by it will leave ya resentful. But there ain't no fightin' back it's been forced on ya. It's the root of all evil. I've killed countless people. Made tons of enemies. To top it all off, the fate my curse's got in store for me is to die resentin' this world. My death ain't gonna be something pretty. And there's no mistake I'm headed straight to hell. So I figure...ain't gonna get cursed 'n sure as hell ain't gonna curse nobody else in this life."
"I can see that. Don't look like a dog, does it?" (talking about a cat to Ellis)
"...Gropin' me in yer sleep, huh?"
"Grow any taller 'n you'll just be in the way." (to Ellis after he said he wanted to grow bigger)
"What a lame question. Makes ya sound like a kid askin' his parents where babies come from." (to Victor)
"That's rich comin' from a masochistic degenerate like ya." (to Kate ofc)
"Screw Crown for throwin' a woman into some bullshit contract just 'cause she saw some guy gettin' killed. Screw the queen for makin' her go on all these damn missions." (In his birthday event, after Kate got kidnapped)
"How fragile can a single person's life be? Trust doesn't mean a damn thing in the face of murder and malice. There were some things you just couldn't protect, no matter how hard you tried. That's somethin' I know all too well...somethin' I SHOULD know...but I still couldn't help but be impressed at this woman's determination to trust others all the way to the end." (about Kate in his birthday event)
"Yer askin' me to mess with ya even after death? Never met such a perverted masochist."
"Ya like seein' people in this position, ya old geezer?" (to Gilbert)
"...what?, the near death experience got ya all hot 'n bothered?"
"People who can't cook for themselves don't deserve anythin'."
"Ain't no absolutes in this world. Standin' right in front of ya, ain't I? That proof enough for ya? Anyway...Didya hear me? Get yer filthy hands off my property. Or I'll send ya a damn hefty bill for the damages. An' get that gun outta her face." (to Gilbert)
"Don't give two figs whether a bunch of screechin' monkeys takes over the country." (to privy counselor in his route)
"Only a glutton gets that excited about such a cheap prize." (to Kate)
"No villain'd help a flower seller pick up his coins. Or tell drunkard time of the day. No villain can smile like this. Partners in crime? Give me a break. Yer...too dazzlin' for me." (to kate)
"Thought ya were a real daft insistin' ya could find something to like 'bout me. Turns out...bein' liked just for the sake of it ain't half bad."
"Don't matter if it was right or wrong. She was always a normal person. Normal people ain't got nothin' to do with us." (to Ellis about Kate)
".....Huh?! (...) Wait...what the hell is this? The hell ya doin' here?" (to Kate, in queen's palace as Kate was about to become permanent fairytale keeper)
"Are ya feckin' mad—" (...) Draggin' a bird like her down a second time...the hell's wrong with ya?" (to Victor)
"Hah...yer...a real demon. (...) and ya always got a comeback."
"Act so tough, ya end up shakin'. Can't take ya to the moon like this."
"Seriously though...The hell's wrong with ya? And what the hell's wrong with me?" (to Kate)
"Yer a daft loon who never quits. Cause of ya, now I've gone mad too."
"You chose to leap into this hell on yer own...so I'm gonna drag ya down and keep ya trapped here in this hellscape together with me. Love is really suffocatin'. It's heavy 'n damn impossible to overcome. Barges unbidden into yer heart 'n selfishly takes up residence. But maybe...it's not as bad as I thought, ain't that strange?"
"Hah! Ya ravin' mad, princess. It's really turnin' me on. Let's get rid of them so we can get the hell outta here." (in his blind love route)