Scythe

ayo internet bitches and hoes the name is scythe

welcome to my little corner of digital hell, its so nice to meet you!

i write fanfic and shitpost, mostly so if you don't like anime wieners and general stupidity you might wanna turn around and go back from which you came

about that fanfic- it'll probably be 50% horny posting and 50% dark content so ehhh- i wouldn't quite say the dove is in the freezer but you know, everything will be labeled and you should use your own discretion.

this is an ikemen villains blog primarily, but i do yap into the void, so enjoy that i guess.

once long, long ago (like 2024) i used to write jjk fic but that became so toxic i nuked my online presence for a while but now im back!! new name new me, i tells myself… little did i know the internet was forever.

#scytheposting || general personal posts

#scythe spins tales || fanfic/writing tag

ohhhh boy I can't wait to Piss Yall Off™. also any links will probably contain spoilers. no bitchin in my kitchen.

the veins BYEEE

alright homies- some of you may have been asking "scythe wtf are you doing dont you have a fic to write?" and yes, fellow horndogs yes i do however i have discovered LADS, and I have opinions.

it was also through this journey that I realized just how spoiled I have been with IkeVil, and I probably am gonna be drawing comparisons. Sorry. It's who I am. Jude Jazza controls my frontal cortex. Not my fault.

anywhoobst lets hop into it im bored with myself already

The Good:

i really appreciate the graphics, and it goes without being said, but with as much money as infold has, it doesn't necessarily shock me. the game is truly beautiful, however i find some of the more intimate scenes to be clunky- lips not connecting where they should, expressions very muted at times etc etc. as far as im aware, theres no other otome game providing quite this level of immersion though, so i'll take it... but again.

im just saying the lips could touch. yall have lip touching money. anyway.

i also adore how silly this game gets at times. it legitimately has earned multiple put the phone down head in my hands giggle and collect myself moments. these boys are certified goobers. i dont know what else to tell you.

i love the customization of the mc. It's so nice coming from Ikemen series where yes its a self insert but also no it's really not. (ily kate. i do.) also holy option to have a non white character!! thank you!!

i can tell a lot of love went into this story, but at times it definitely feels a little blasted with filler. i'll get into that more when i get to my complaints

i love these characters. i wont go into too much detail in case y'all want to play but like sdjkfsk babies. angels. assholes. all five. bye.

dont pmo. yall know how i feel about media that makes me like blonde men get out

The Not So Good:

So. Many. Things. go ahead and click that and just peruse over how many fucking in game currencies there are. what do they all do? no clue kitten. how do you get them? for most of them, no clue kitten. you just try to do something and it'll be like "uh oh you dont have enough nike size 14 left shoes!".

the story drags at times. one of the things I love about IkeVil (oop, there it is.) is that the story is pretty perfectly paced. at this point in the LADS story, i am rolling my eyes and eating the drywall trying to make it back to anything a give a semblance of a shart about. and this is how every other chapter is, i would say. maybe i'll feel different later. i dunno.

holy shit the gacha prices. find me curled up in elbert's room and never leaving crown castle again because what. do. you. mean. although, i will say, I find LADS to be more f2p friendly than any of the Ikemen series. I have yet to be stopped from any enjoyment of the main story because I am poor. so I do appreciate that. If you're going to raise prices through the roof you can at least not make it mandatory. Appreciate.

Overall:

"dont pmo"

*makes a gun with my hand and suck the barrel sensually, sometimes both hands at once*

"yeah. you look like the type."

"hey question what if i killed you/myself/everyone what then"

"coocoo bonanza"

"bonkonista"

"promotion." (when i agree with an employee, usually about something non work related)

"termination." (see above)

"he/she is on my list" (my biting list)

*screams like a wounded animal* "but really its fine."

(ignore my house, its my childhood home and it is in the middle of some tlc also im never fixing the damage on the doors because those were left my my childhood dogs it's their drag path anyway)

In the front we have Silas who is the worlds LARGEST piss baby ever. he hisses nervously and has the cat equivalent of a toji fushiguro physique. he enjoys the massage gun on high speed. He is the som of the one in the middle, sister to the one on the back end, and best friend to the little guy up top.

In the middle we have Siri, who is a bitch. That's it she's just a bitch. She's sweet to people but bullies the other cats sometimes. Chirps when she purrs, obsessed with Lemon cleaner??? i wiped the counters down the other day and threw the towel temporarily on the floor and had to confiscate it from her bc bitch you can't roll in cleaner??

Far back is Calcifur. She's my angel baby, the only cat that prefers me over their dad. Chronic eye boogie producer. Favorite toy is a balled up fast food wrapper. The minute she hears the crinkle she's launching herself at you.

Up top is Floki, who came with the house. He is no touch, look only. But he's also best friends with Silas and follows him everywhere. One day. One day we will pet him.

i had FIVE visitors today.

two different ones from store managers competing for regional director roles and one that was my regional, his boss, and the fucking COO of our company.

great.

and then, i also have this one employee whos an older guy, stubborn as hell, and 99% of the time i handle him fine.

why did he decide to yell at me from across our backroom while I'm standing there talking to some VERY important people

"SCYTHE CAN I GET SOME FUCKIN HELP OUT HERE OR WHAT."

people tell me that im very bubbly, but when im angry the look on my face makes their blood run cold.

and i saw that in action today because all it took was one look for him to shut the fuck up immediately. following me around apologizing over and over.

guess who got sent outside to pick up trash in this hot ass weather? do not. fuck with. me.

like what in your right mind possessed you to think that was ever gonna fly? how about you walk up "hey scythe im really struggling could you help me out?"