JayZ

Twins at the Carousel meme/trend.

Haven't done one of these in a while, gonna open up the asks for 1 whole hour!

Ask away you little demons, you!

Though remember that any spoiler-y questions will be met by that gif~

(Cyber-Heaven by @insomniacrori )

(Abel, Seth and this version of Caine also by @insomniacrori )

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

The crowd roared in confused enthusiasm as Tenna gave a gracious flurry of low-FPS bows, pausing only for the occasional stink-nose at his audience plants who weren’t throwing enough 3D roses.

Eventually, the room fell silent. It was Senshi’s turn to speak.

He puffed out his chest, took a long, sweeping look over the audience… and shook his head.

“I can see not all of you are eating properly.”

The crowd murmured with embarrassment.

“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s time to take the turkey out of your icebox. I have seen the ingenious technology with which your people store food... and I have also seen the waste which results from such convenience.

“The food you take had a life. Beasts grew fat on the grass of the field, plants grew from the sun’s rays, and mushrooms grew from minerals in the cracks of caves. And yet, it sits in your iceboxes, collecting moisture until it perishes.

“Eat what is given to you. Because its life will make you stronger, too.”

Without another word, Senshi left his podium and stepped away from the stage. The crowd murmured in confusion. “Is he really like that?” somebody said. “I only remember reblogging the photosets of him tripping and showing ass.”

--

Back in the Green Room, Tenna wrung his antennas nervously.

“Y-y-you think they liked me!? They HAD to!! I mean, I don’t know what Asgore was thinking, getting that weird haircut and running that food waste campaign, but… YOU thought I did good, didn’t you, Kris?”

Laios nodded aggressively, a streak of blue face paint peeling from his forehead.

“You did AMAZING, Tenna! By the way, now that we’ve seen all your insider campaign secrets, do you have any more videos of Susie? Especially her tail... If I could get a look at that, I could finally tell if she’s a dinosaur or --”

THWACK. Fake antlers butted Laios’s head.

“LAIOS?? Weren’t we dressed up to help SENSHI???” Marcille hissed, gesturing awkwardly with her hooves.

Suddenly, Tenna turned to the two adventurers.

“Hey, WAIT a second. SOMETHING’s not right here...”

Laios and Marcille held their breath.

“Where the heck are my POINTS!?”

Just then, the door opened. Chilchuck took one step into the room, whistling and holding a large bag.

Everyone turned to him.

Chilchuck paused, took a step backwards, and closed the door.

“CHILCHUCK!!!” yelled Tenna.

“How come Chilchuck got to stay Chilchuck!?” yelled Marcille at the same time.

--

@vee-da-skee putting your tags into a different post but hi hi I have so many thoughts on this and what their existence could mean for. Everyone else basically.

Like, the biggest immediate thing for Shrike and Beebs especially is that they're machines! They've spent their whole lives in this world where the people were biological organisms and the machines were simply tools with which to enhance the people, and they're finally going to be faced with this completely new situation where the machines can walk and talk just like anyone else. It's an interesting perspective check, I think even more so because we know that Maybach is probably the most religious character in the series and the type of religion he follows is probably really different than what the main guys are used to.

There's also the contrast thing, which is kind of low-hanging fruit but I do see a lot of potential in Shrike being forced to contend with a guy that is better than him at the only thing he's good at (and probably everything else too) through Dead Eye and Beebs having to explore his relationship with his strength and how that impacts his interpersonal relationships by being contrasted with Maybach's (presumably much crueler) strength.