HAND ON MY STUPID HEART

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

i don’t know a thing about iwtv but i know i have a crush on armand. look at him!! he’s so!!!! i’ve decided he’s the sweetest and bestest ever. please don’t tell me if i’m wrong

sweet jesus

torn between needing mack to win at worlds and the delicious narrative of him being a loser

well.

better keep a close eye on that wandering ravenous beast you call a heart

if you have trouble understanding rpf & its morals here are some truths abt it that you need to know : 1) rpf is always ethical 2) a rpf truther is always right 3) you should always ask yourself the question "how can i make this abt rpf?" 4) never give up, most rpf truthers give up just before being proven right 5) always remember to have fun with it. you're welcome

what if you were the #1 2024 draft pick and you have a boy bestie on your team but you’ve been stuck in Canada all summer running up a hill and skating in sync with the #1 2023 draft pick but his boy bestie drops a summer dump and you’re not in it even though you’re training together and your boy bestie from the team is tagged in a pic on main featuring the boy bestie he technically replaced with you and Will Vote is there

and then what if your boy bestie reposted the post on main for all to see and Will Vote is still there

hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something