Jay Nguyen

Putting the full text of the NYT article that the first tweet was responding to underneath the cut.

Link to the original tweet: https://twitter.com/speechleyish/status/1275990670663012352

Link to a couple of more serious threads about exactly why the biennial “Durian: the Freakshow Fruit” articles are so annoying:

https://twitter.com/amirulruslan/status/1276088736296472577

https://twitter.com/amirulruslan/status/1276313332492845056

[A very nasally, slightly shaky, high pitched voice, with the most annoying demeanor you could imagine]: Jii-san. 

[clicking noise made with the mouth, followed by a short breath] 

If you had told me a year and a half ago, today, that the guy taking my order at Outback Steakhouse would one day be my husband… [She giggles as she says:] I would have never believed you!

Look at us. We’ve made it. We’ve gone through ups and downs, highs, and lows. And we’re here. Today. In front of our friends and family… and God. Getting married. 

[A sharp exhale through the nose as if slightly laughing.]

I vow to not get mad at you every time you keep the toilet seat up [she says this next part very loudly:] and that’s a LOT. 

And I promise to always love you, no matter what. [Her voice is shaky as if she’s laughing at this next part:] Even when it’s the Super Bowl, and the Eagles lose.