The silent type.

Oh please, babe. You're a softie and one day I'll get you to admit it. See, now someone's excited cause I've mentioned apartments. It's a little later this evening. A little place just off campus. There's a small garden and parking for the truck. It's nice, babe. 

Seriously? You’re missing out on life, babeee. Oh, he makes me want one of my own. But nah, I am way too young for this.

I know I might steal him from you and raise him to think I'm Uncle Jax. Please have ones of your own. You and Cole would make cute kids. 

I know, right? He is the cutest. Ever. I just… Aw.

I can't believe I've never met this little guy before. You look cute with a kid, Kenny.

But, babe, you see, the difference between us is that everyone would believe me if I told them about your vocal abilities in the shower or your love for suck. But nobody in their right mind would ever believe that I like to cuddle or have a guy twice my size sleep on top of me.

I'm going to record it and expose you like the cuddler you are and then you're going to be screwed, Shaw. It almost is enough to make me not want to take you to this apartment viewing I have booked later...

Because it’s whack, you whiter Drake.

I don't want to be Blanco Drake, I want to be Eminem. 

Totally did not steal Nathan for the day.

That's probably the cutest sight in the world. 

Oh my God, stop talking.

Why don't you appreciate my swag?

Oh, honey you know nothing. La loba doesn’t play.

. Gurrrrl, why you be frontin like that? It's mad whack.

If they had lived around you long enough, they would have known that you’re dead serious. Though, it’s nice to know I’m the only one. It better remains that way.

Course it will. I don't want anyone else to know I sleep with my socks on and that I sing in the shower. Those bits are saved for you. Aren't you lucky? And in return I won't tell anyone you're a cuddle whore who let's me use your boobs as pillows. 

Let’s go grab a new one, pouty. 

You just want to get me drunk on them carbs and have your way with me. I know your game, Bryant. 

If it was somebody else, I’d laugh, but I know you actually mean it. How about I buy you a new one?

This is why you're going to be the girl I'm going to marry. Everyone else thinks I'm joking. You get that I'm definitely not. Thank you, babe. 

Aww poor you, maybe this is a sign from above telling you to get a salad instead. 

Oh please. I took you running and you could barely breath. I had to give you a piggy back. Nothing wrong with these here muscles, red. 

Thanks, teach. Does this mean I get to skip class during my grief?

You’re something else, dirty blonde.

No. My Big Mac is something else. In 4 bits being ravaged by rats. I can't cope with this loss. Help me. 

That Big Mac was the biggiest mac to ever big mac.

That's very poetic. I think you should be our nation's new Macklemore. 

And this is the part where you tell me where you are so we can mourn the loss and go get another one.

I have a feeling you and I are going to be new best bros. I am back in campus tomorrow. Shall we set a McDonalds and talk business date?