"Man eater"

The beard mixed with all the plaid. If this were a movie there would be a makeover montage right about now.

True but you are not. You are Merida. Strawberry Shortcake. Whatever floats your boat.

I think we'll stick with Merida..strawberry Shortcake sounds a little too sweet for my taste. How do I still not have a solid nickname for you? Hmm Maybe Prince Charming...No-no-no Knight in a shining Bentley? I have to work on it. 

you look like you would smell like a dog.

The tears will never stop falling. Though our time together was short, it was forever sweet. RIP Big Mac.

I suppose so. It’s more of the book itself. I’ve had it for four years and it’s one of my favorites.. and God, you totally don’t care. Sorry. 

So four years right? What makes it so special? I don't even keep shoes for that long. 

  Why don't you just check out a copy of it. Problem solved. 

I do not answer my phone to be screamed at.

But hey, you don't see me complaining.

Has anyone seen a very worn in copy of Paradise Lost? I can’t find it anywhere and I have an analysis due in a week on it. 

Actually no. While you may have some side effect later because of those things, I am in fact real.

Weird, I don't know if I should hug you or poke you with a stick. I suppose the first one would be a little more civil.. 

If being ginger is my identifier I might as well be a weasley.

You know what I won't question it. You may continue..

Yeah that’s because I am.. Hey Kennedy.

  I feel like this is far too nonchalant to be real...then again that may be due to the pills I took earlier...