Just Peachy

so much of taking care of yourself as an adult is just learning to eat at home and going on walks

i've had "my mother never made kraft cheese" running through my brain all day,

Hey so the fact that this kind of has an answer now is making me crazy?? Essek’s doing stuff in his mom’s place and lying (badly, love that through-line, “traveling” lol) about her whereabouts???

oh my god they're all such losers. this is awesome.

fjord sees a group of teenagers beating up a kid and walks away because it hits his ptsd too hard for him to make them stop even though they'd definitely run screaming from him. nott's getting the shakes from alcohol withdrawal every day. caleb's falling into horse shit and crawling around the bleachers of a burning tent that has a monster and people dying in it, single-mindedly chasing spell componets instead of helping. yasha's in mind control hell. jester keeps talking to her invisible friend that got her exiled from nicodranas. beau's got an important mission or whatever but she got it because she's a nobody and she's only with the cobalt soul at all cause her dad hates her. essek's starting a war for personal gain and got slapped by his sick mom for blaspheming. the only one of them who isnt a total loser is molly, who fucks and is hot and loved by everybody at the carnival, except the carnival burned down and people are dead and molly killed the monsterified version of his father figure and doesn't understand where his fighting skill came from. awesome. they're gonna save the world.

saw a post saying that New Yorkers force their kids to learn to play the recorder in school because they’re secretly looking for one that will be able to solve their rat problem. I can’t stop thinking about it

It's hard to do things when you don't want to. Has anyone else noticed this