A NEET, a Spaz, and a Cinnamon Bun

And while I was walking past one he paused and held one out to me but I couldn’t hear him so I took out an earbud.  When he did tell me what it was I said no and walked away.

About five minutes later, I realized how I probably looked to him:

A tiny person with bright red hair, eating an M&M cookie, dressed in sweatpants and a plaid hoodie, listening to insanely loud rock music (I listen to my music at a very loud volume), and all of this at around 8:00 in the morning on a Wednesday.

Actors of color and the Disney characters they have played.

“It is my business when you’re making a racket!”

“Hmm? No, I’m afraid no cats have passed by here.” Reiri lowered her book just below her eyes to briefly look at the person that questioned her.

At first she thought he was just a child, not more than about four years younger than her, looking for his pet cat. …Then it hit her… that jolt Icarus warned her about... This was no simple child.

Lucifer bit back a laugh at the suit this man was wearing, it looked like something Sariel would wear.  Ridiculous and probably more expensive than it was worth.

“I suppose,” he shrugged, “though I don’t think that’s what my dad was going for when he named me.  After all,” he grinned, “he named one of my brother’s Levi.”

Leviathan’s nickname would do, he wasn’t completely clear on who this man was, but he felt even less human than Helian.  Lucifer snuck his hand onto the pocket of his jeans to make sure his cell phone wasn’t back in the cafe, in case he had to call someone to come get him.  Lint, he must’ve left it in the cardboard box behind the cafe counter.

Reiri rolled her shoulders. She was really hoping that Icarus wouldn’t try to do something ridiculous like slip sage or silver into the tea…that would not only cause some mistrust between her and Lucifer, but might also be quite the awkward situation.

She turned back to the young-looking demon and leaned forward, propping her elbows on the table and resting her chin in her hands.

There are a lot so I put them under a read more:

(These are all actual lines I have used in fanfictions, they are out of context and edited to remove any major references to the series they were written for, enjoy)

“This is not a-okay yeah it is, but that’s not my fault! And I do have experience using a laptop! It’s just…not working. Also I don’t like this implication that I don’t know what I’m talking about because I’ve only owned this laptop for a few months!”

Vegetable Calligraphy

“Hmm? No, I’m afraid no cats have passed by here.” Reiri lowered her book just below her eyes to briefly look at the person that questioned her.

At first she thought he was just a child, not more than about four years younger than her, looking for his pet cat. …Then it hit her… that jolt Icarus warned her about... This was no simple child.

“Um,” Lucifer frowned, trying to figure out if Helian didn’t trust him or something, “sure I guess, it’s been awhile since I’ve eaten, and I’m not keen on heading back to the cafe right now.”  Lucifer glanced at his watch, yeah, he wasn’t leaving, Beelzebub just began her shift at the cafe and Leviathan was still out on another of his walks.  To his memory, Mammon would be out for the rest of the day and had probably already left, which meant it was either deal with Beelzebub or have a nice chat with this woman and her godfather, who Lucifer was vaguely worried about meeting after the reaction this woman had to him.

“Yeah I don’t want to go back right now,” Lucifer forced a smile, “probably not the safest choice.”

Reiri furrowed her brow hearing his reluctancy to return to this ‘cafe’. Before questioning him on it, she turned back to the screen door to see it opened, and  Icarus– back in his human form– standing in it with his eyebrows raised.

As a human, he was an average-sized man who appeared to be in his forties. His hair fell past his shoulders and was clipped back to imitate a ponytail. His most defining feature, though, was the ridiculous black-and-white pin stripe suit her wore. Reiri had tried to convince him to just buy straight black suits, but he always refused.

“Is this your friend, Helian? …‘Lucifer’? You mean like the cat in ‘Cinderella’?” he laughed, making himself seem like the average friendly parent “Quite the unique–”

Reiri nudged him in the ribs, “Uncle Icarus. Can you please just get us some tea and cookies?”

“I suppose,” he shrugged, “though I don’t think that’s what my dad was going for when he named me.  After all,” he grinned, “he named one of my brother’s Levi.”

THIS WORK AROUND IS RESTRICTED TO COMPUTER USERS ONLY. The only work around I have for mobile is LONG AND ARDUOUS and I don’t recommend it but here’s this. It’s not any less labor intensive, but if you’re like me and don’t want a fucking MESS on your dashboard, here are the steps to have only ONE reblog in your reply.

1) Hit reblog. Self explanatory.

2) Copy the last person’s reply. Paste it in the text box below and blockquote it. Get rid of the reblogs by clicking the red x.

3) Copy the link to the other person’s last post and type in the URL to their blog. Hyperlink the post to the URL (BEFORE THE COLON, MAKE SURE YOU DON’T INCLUDE THE COLON IN THE HYPERLINK) and click done. 

4) UNBLOCK QUOTE the url. Make sure it’s not in the blockquote. Then type your reply BELOW the blockquote. Then tag it appropriately (or whatever u like to do.) And hit reblog!

5) TAH DAH. Now you just reblogged that one post instead of all 834984930 of the ones that may have preceded it.